Fan Fiction
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Meet Bette Porter The 30 Yr OLd Virgin(2)
“You said 9 o’clock right?” Shane replied
“Not her you moron my 9 o’clock!”
Shane turned to the direction her friend was looking at “Do you even know how to look at the clock? That’s your 3 o’clock not 9 o’clock!” she answered sarcastically
“Whatever! I never thought that I will see such a beautiful piece of ass in this side of town”
Shane nodded in agreement but as she looked at the woman at the bar, someone reminded her of the way the woman touched her arm and neck “she can’t be…” Shane’s eyes grew wide when she realized who the woman was.
Alice downed the remaining content in her glass “Shane I think this is the luck that I’m waiting for” she stood up and straightened her clothes. Shane grabbed Alice’s arm and said “wait Al look at her don’t you recognize her?”
“I am looking at her and no I don’t recognize her because I’ve never seen her before and this is the first time that I laid my eyes on her. She’s gorgeous and she’s mine so wish me luck!”
Shane wasn’t able to stop her friend anymore, Alice quickly went to the bar when she saw that someone was about to approach the stunning brunette.
Bette was nervously sitting at the bar; she ordered an orange juice because she doesn’t drink alcohol. The brunette was easily overwhelmed by a number of people that were inside the club as she never seen that so many women in one place, she looked at them hoping that she could spot Shane and Alice. She thought about calling them but unfortunately she left her cell phone at home
‘Oh my gosh I think coming here is a big mistake’ Bette silently told herself, she jumped when someone stood behind her and tapped her shoulder
“Hi beautiful mind if I join you? I’m Alice”
Bette smiled widely and turned to look at her friend ‘Wow she smiled at me, this is a good sign I guess I’m right this is the luck that I’ve been waiting for’ Alice quietly told herself “And you are?” Alice said in her most seductive voice.
Bette didn’t answer her friend right away instead she hugged her tightly and said “Alice! I’m glad you’re here!” Alice who was still oblivious to the fact that the woman hugging her was her friend was shocked by the gesture ‘Oh lord thank you so much, I think I’m gonna get laid tonight!’
“Woah you’re fast! You haven’t given me your name and yet you’re hugging me already!” Alice said smiling. Bette looked at Alice, smiled and placed her hands on her friend’s shoulders
“Alice don’t you recognize me? It’s me Bette!” Alice couldn’t believe what she heard; she blinked twice then rubbed her eyes “Bette, My best friend Bette Porter?”
Bette smirked at her friend “yep the one and only… So who’s Ugly Bette now?”
tbc
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Hahahaha that was funny and love it, hope Tina is there and Bette can meet her. Please post more, thanks!
Funny!Love it.PPS
LOL, that so funny, even Alice didn’t recognize her :DI wish that I was in Milk that night ;D
That was funny, LMAO.yes who’s ugly betty now, Alice? cannot wait to read what happened next.
LMAO!! Love it, wonder what will happen now,whe will T enter the pic,will Bette wear new wardrobe from now on…so many Qs,PPS!!!
Ahahaha this is hilarious please continue! I think Bette needs to “get some experience” with Tina!
HAHA Amazing!
Too funny, poor Alice
that was so hilarious. Love it thank you.
can’t wrap my head around Bette as a virgin, let alone 30 year old virgin at that
LMAO!!!I LOVE THESE SCENE!…Bette didn’t answer her friend right away instead she hugged her tightly and said “Alice! I’m glad you’re here!” Alice who was still oblivious to the fact that the woman hugging her was her friend was shocked by the gesture ‘Oh lord thank you so much, I think I’m gonna get laid tonight!’…..HAHAHAHAAH!
lol, Alice is an idiot. Glad Bette went out. Great update. Funny too. You said that Bette has a different love interest but that you are a TiBette fan. So will Tina and Bette ever meet and get together? Thanks.