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Firefighters Dilemma Pt1/2
“Aw, Dana. You don’t want to get a pussy out of a tree?” Alice asked bursting into laughter again
“Fuck you Alice.” trying to close the hood on the blond.
The blonde just rolled her eyes. “Where and when Baby?”
“Honestly, I don’t think I could get passed the not strangling you to do anything about it.” The brunette huffed.
“I think someone has seen one to many porno movies. I’m kinky. But strangling is even a little out there for me.”
The short woman just walked by the brunette smacking her gently on the butt.
Dana smacked her hand against her forehead and sighed. “I really wonder why I bother sometimes. She is going to be the death of me.”
Figuring Alice was out of ear shot the brunette spoke louder then she should have.
“At least you will die happy Dane.”
“Al. I love you. But you are going to end up in the tree with the cat if you don’t stop instigating with me.”
“You know you like it. At least that’s what you said last night.”
“Jesus ALICE. STOP TEASING ME.” The taller girl was completely red in the face. Her fist were clinched together and her eyebrow was twitching.
“Okay Okay. Can’t I just have a little fun?” Alice turned to face the embarrassed woman and batted her eyelashes.
Dana sighed. “Yes. Just not at my expense.”
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Five minutes later dispatch called as promised. Dana quit wrestling with Alice who was now successfully pinned to the cold, cement floor and begging for mercy.
“Fire Department.” Dana quickly answered as she brought the receiver up to her ear
The young blonde hastily rushed over and stood directly over Dana’s shoulder trying to catch any part of the conversation that she could while Dana just nodded and scribbled some notes down on a scrap piece of paper before hanging the phone up.
“And?” Alice asked with a crook of her head
“And Al, I’m going to call the owners and see exactly what we are up against.”
“Well okay Capitan Obvious-O.” Alice retorted “What we’re up against? You think it’s like a..” trailing off the find the right words “A fucking house panther? Is it dangerous?” hopping up onto the desk and making herself comfortable.
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(41 votes, average: 3.46 out of 5)
LMFAO! A house panther haha. Great, can’t wait to see happens when they actually get to the panther. *Thumbs up!*
Alice as a firewoman, a “panther” (only Alice could come up with something like that) and Alice doing pushups… ROTFLMAO!!! Don’t let anything bad happen to the cat, please. I love cats, I’ve got eleven of them, lol. Great job, girls!!!
Anybody wanna start a pool on who this happened to? lol
that was great and I can’t wait to see what will happen next pps
This is simply hilarious. Excellent job, akshunjack. I love the entire scenario. The two of them bantering was very well written. Seriously, it is a great day to learn that you have 2 other Danish writers helping you out. I thought it only happened during Danish hay days. I salute you three akshunjack, HF & MaGoose for your undying devotion to keep Danish alive. Maybe MaGoose can share some of her eclairs and chocolate cake and I will offer a few bottles of virtual champagne to celebrate this Danish camaraderie. Can’t wait to see how they handle the “big cat.” Thank you.
Kudo’s too you all..this is so typical Alice/Dana, but the fact that it actually happened..go you!!!!!
The story is nothing but great it’s funny and it’s nice to read something that is not Drama not that there are anything wrong with that….About the start of a pool on who this happened to? That’s great idea I just can’t get in on since I do know it happend to;-)