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Diary of A Most Definitely Mad Addict
Ooooo, I would love to stay and chat but I see my dinner and maybe even a nice little present for Carmen. I gotta run there sister. You take care and go get that cut fixed up.
Still stunned, I could not even say goodbye but watched as she pushed her belongings across the street into the park. If her parents were fans of that movie, she could not have been all that much older than I was, another shocking revelation which continued to leave me speechless.
Engulfed by feelings of sorrow and admiration, I watched her walk into the park and stop at several different picnic tables, gathering scraps of food which the lunching business folk and the forgetful tourists had so thoughtlessly left behind. From her shopping cart she took out her own aluminum foil and carefully wrapped the leftovers throwing what she didnt see fit to the stalking pigeons. When she finished, the old woman scrunched up all the paper trash then brushed the crumbs from the tables into her gloved hand and deposited all unwanted items in the nearest garbage bin. (I DONT EVEN KNOW HER YET I AM WORRIED ABOUT HER AND FEAR FOR HER SAFETY. GOD BLESS YOU SHANE)
After several minutes I felt the melting ice dripping once again down my arm and onto my shorts. The cool sensation made me realize just how badly my head was hurting and that maybe the old woman was right – maybe I should take the bus down to County General and get the gash stitched up. Besides, I could really go for some extra strength pain pills because my head was ***** killing me.
Having made the decision to catch the next bus, I began to kill a little time by reading the other two messages from cyber writer. Just the thought of opening that phone made me cross my legs to keep my excitement concealed. Once again I flipped up the phones cover and navigated my way to the incoming messages. TWO SAVED MESSAGES
(OOO LA LA MOTHER ***** MEAGAIN AND DO IT NOW — WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE IN STORE FOR ME MY LITTLE NYMPHO KNUCKLEHEAD)
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Lol @ FUCK YEA, BABY, WHOSE YOUR DADDY, GABS, WHOSE YOUR DADDY
Damn beach-daddy, you got A LOT of babes to take care off. Your paternal instinct is really touching!
This was one jam packed Bette Fuckinlicious chapter! “You know anybody named Shane, besides me and that gay girl from that lesbo show?†<--I pee'd! I have to say Beach, that K sure is onto your every move sister. I love it. "OH YEA, BABY CAKES, I KNOW YOU LIKE IT FROM BEHIND, DON’TCHA?? WELL, LET ME GIVE IT TO YA JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT" I'm F'n speechless. Outstanding. CouGen must have some file on you.
Okay, LMAO! That has made me come out of lurking for the past 2 days…………..yes, I’ve been abstent for the last SEVERAL months………….winter, an addiction to The L Word, and my fuckin’ Panic Disorder-with GERD, and where the fuck is my muse…………all I blame for the lack of my presence……………I will read the rest of your pieces that I’ve so missed the last several months………..and as soon as I find my fuckin’ muse again…………I’ll try to finish Funky Town-what do you make of a broken heart-try to start Dana’s version of ‘what do you make of a broken heart’ and also, As Time Goes By……………and this just has to be said…………..I know that one of the writers and/or producers (maybe even that freak EZ Girl) has been reading my stories and comments…………because, please note that she chose to use “Finally” by Ce Ce Peniston for Dana and Alice’s first fuck scene…………yep! yep! Yep!! :D
Okay, I done rambling (damn Beach, you bring the rambler out in me) and giving you 5-more-Stars! :D
God Beach…you have the most perverted brain! And I love reading every word that falls out of your strange and hilarious imagination!
seahurst, how are you so sure that it’s her IMAGINATION?! *snickers*
god, beach, you’re hilarious. :) all this neurosis could turn into the narrative of THE l-word fanaticism syndrome… keep at it and keep us informed of further developments. i love reading this piece of crazy journalism.