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    Diary of A Most Definitely Mad Addict

    Story written on March 24, 2005 by T6beach.
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    Story Shortlink: https://assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=52750
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    Bette, a bag lady, a bus ride and a little imaginary “back door” sex . . .

    Not able to ignore the noise, I shot the old woman a quick glance and muttered a most insincere Sorry before returning to the phone.

    So you think Carmen ***** Shane was HOT?? Just wait til I get you online tonite and show you what HOT is my little submissive ***** slave. My tongue will so far up your WHOA (MOTHER ***** ME NOW, PAA LEEZZZ)

    Whoa? the bag woman screeched again startling me back to reality. I am the one getting soaked while you shake your head all over ***** and back you moron and whoa is all you can say?

    I jumped just a little on the bench at her voice and gave myself more throbbing in my head under the ice.

    Look, I said I was sorry and I am . . . sorry that is . . .sorry I splashed you I mean.

    As I spoke the words I watched with curiosity as she pulled a rather expensive bottle of Scotch and a pair of binoculars out of her well organized shopping cart. My head hurt so badly that I had to squint to get a better look at the woman . What I noticed was that she was actually quite attractive – or probably was in her day – she just looked really
    weathered and worn and tired from life. Her faded orange flowered sun dress and threadbare shawl were definitely second hand but very clean. She smelled of lilacs which I couldnt figure out if it was from a perfume or the bushels of twigs of it she had in her shopping cart.

    She opened the Scotch, took a swig, let out a big AAHHH, wiped her mouth on her bare arm, then offered me the bottle as she grabbed the binoculars.

    I like to watch the tourists, she said in between swallows of Scotch. They are very wasteful and forgetful you know. I can eat, get some nice clothes, read the paper or a good book, all without begging for a dime. Theyll leave food, sweaters, shoes, and sometimes purses and wallets just lying around anywhere. If you watch them carefully, you will be set for the day, even for the week if you are lucky. Yep, I love them stupid tourists.

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    1. Lol @ FUCK YEA, BABY, WHOSE YOUR DADDY, GABS, WHOSE YOUR DADDY
      Damn beach-daddy, you got A LOT of babes to take care off. Your paternal instinct is really touching!

    2. This was one jam packed Bette Fuckinlicious chapter! “You know anybody named Shane, besides me and that gay girl from that lesbo show?” <--I pee'd! I have to say Beach, that K sure is onto your every move sister. I love it. "OH YEA, BABY CAKES, I KNOW YOU LIKE IT FROM BEHIND, DON’TCHA?? WELL, LET ME GIVE IT TO YA JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT" I'm F'n speechless. Outstanding. CouGen must have some file on you.

    3. Okay, LMAO! That has made me come out of lurking for the past 2 days…………..yes, I’ve been abstent for the last SEVERAL months………….winter, an addiction to The L Word, and my fuckin’ Panic Disorder-with GERD, and where the fuck is my muse…………all I blame for the lack of my presence……………I will read the rest of your pieces that I’ve so missed the last several months………..and as soon as I find my fuckin’ muse again…………I’ll try to finish Funky Town-what do you make of a broken heart-try to start Dana’s version of ‘what do you make of a broken heart’ and also, As Time Goes By……………and this just has to be said…………..I know that one of the writers and/or producers (maybe even that freak EZ Girl) has been reading my stories and comments…………because, please note that she chose to use “Finally” by Ce Ce Peniston for Dana and Alice’s first fuck scene…………yep! yep! Yep!! :D

      Okay, I done rambling (damn Beach, you bring the rambler out in me) and giving you 5-more-Stars! :D

    5. seahurst, how are you so sure that it’s her IMAGINATION?! *snickers*

      god, beach, you’re hilarious. :) all this neurosis could turn into the narrative of THE l-word fanaticism syndrome… keep at it and keep us informed of further developments. i love reading this piece of crazy journalism.

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