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    Bette — Plan B; pt 47

    Story written on June 29, 2005 by pseud.
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    Bette? Dinner? Kitchen? Let’s not get hasty.

    “Alice, it’s not funny.”

     

    I’m hiding back in Tina’s room – I almost made the mistake of thinking of it as my room – talking to Alice on the phone. Well, talking when her laughter stops, that is.

     

    “C’mon, Bette, it’s a little funny.”

     

    “I was just lucky that the police woman knew me, or you might have been bailing me out tonight.”

     

    “You know I’d take her.”

     

    “And I also know that she knows that. I’m not giving in after one afternoon, Alice.”

     

    Wouldn’t that be rich? Look, Tina, this mom thing is too much for just me. It’ll take both of us. I try to say something like that and she’d stuff me in an overhead bin and send me back to New York, and rightfully so.

     

    “So” An Aliceism for what happens next.

     

    If only I knew.

     

    “I guess I’ll just keep her out of public places. Although I think I’ve at least still got the fear of Tina to keep her in line.”

     

    That garnered more laughter. “I bet it does,” Alice finally said. “But, Bette, there’s one thing you might not have considered.”

     

    “What?”

     

    “Um, if you don’t go out, won’t you starve?”

     

    Why did I call Alice? “Very funny Pieszecki.”

     

    “I’m not sure if Jess can cook; Tina usually handles those duties.”

     

    “We’ll be fine.”

     

    “I could bring something by”

     

    “No.”

     

    As much as I really do enjoy Alice‘s company, for better or for worse, I have my chance with Jess. I’m not going to let that go. “Thank you, though. But I need this.”

     

    “I’m sure you’re doing great, Bette.”

     

    “To ask her, I’m something akin to the dungeon master.”

     

    “But if Tina was in town, she’d still be busted. In fact, if Tina was around, it’d probably be worse.”

     

    Tina the disciplinarian. Now, I should be thinking of her as a material, loving figure. Instead, I’m thinking of her in black leather, and doing things that are in no way related to our daughter. And I’m quite liking that image.

     

    “So, you think you can handle it, Bette?”

     

    While it’s not a proper thing to do, there are times, such as now, where I zone out a bit on Alice. But that thought of Tina was definitely worth the zone-out. “We’ll be fine.”

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    1. Damm lets see if the house burns down, this should be funny.Great update P glad to have it. I for one can’t cook either, I’m house sitting and tonight I went to my house and had my roommate cook me dinner. It’s sad but I surrvie on applejacks and soy milk. I don’t want to cause any damage to the house I’m watching, and I would go the store and get some pre made food except it so far away and I’m lazy. Can’t wait to see Jess and Bette in the same room again

    2. This is great, seeing Jess and Bette interact…well as much as you can through a door!
      I’m sure Bette would be a better cook than me! Me and a mate managed to stuff up tacos (we burnt em :S) and then 2 minute noodles! (we put too much water in them then were taking turns at sculling them because we were in the mountains and didnt have forks, we were eating them off sticks from a tuna can, and I realised there were three flies in it!)

    4. Come on Bette Porter, can’t handle a teenager or dinner. Trust me even with the most determined kid it can be done. Lovin your updates only wish they were longer and a bit quicker. Tv what have you found to watch.

    5. Bette needs to whip this girl into shape! With kids it’s mind over matter: If you don’t make them mind, whatever nice you try to do for them won’t matter.
      Jess is a brat! How did Tina let her get that way?
      If I was Bette she could eat a peanut butter and jelly sammich and pat her foot while I dined on a steak and a salad.
      Don’t get me started…

    6. 2 minute noodles: now, there’s an idea! (Thank you, Clair-Bear!)
      Bette should toss a pack of Ramen noodles upside her door and call it a night. I’m sure Kit would deliver something nice for Bette to eat. In Peace.
      Pseud, these snotty teenagers are making me cranky. Pass me one o’ them bon-bons. I need to sweeten my disposition.
      What’s on TV? ‘Empire’ was stinky!

    7. Hmmm, fudge dinner…or maybe fudge FOR dinner!

      What’s Jess up to in her room? Is she emailing Tina? Soliciting help from Child Protective Services? She scares me. She really has been allowed to turn in to a snotty brat. I know that she is testing Bette’s sincerity and boundries, but man Tina needs to get that girl back on track.

      We don’t mind you communing with small animals as long as they either provide story input or return you to us post haste! Short chapter, but nicely done.

    9. ah….communicating with little creatures of nature? Hhmmm, what happened to reality shows? But glad to see bon-bons are still part of your routine.

      Almost, I almost feel bad for Bette, but since she was out of Jess life for so long, I kind of like it that she is being “tested”.

      I truly believe (or am I being naive) that Tina and Bette will get back together and Jess will be a happy kid.

      Great story…..Thank you.

    11. I love your story. Can’t wait for more. Please let Jess and Bette talk about the reason why Bette wasn’t there for Jess all those years. Are we ever going to find ot what happened to Kit?

    12. wow pseud. i’ve done an all dayer with your stories. really loved the concept. really enjoy your style of writing. it would be nice if bette and jess bond over something soon, teenages can be so very hard. i know b/t have to question themselves and each other but sometimes, isn’t there a leap of faith somewhere. that might be putting the wagon before the horse tho. tina needs to feel the trust. keep posting often.

    14. this chapter is for anyone who may think they want to be a teenager again…..NOT! thanks for the update. Bette needs to figure out how to get this little b*tch on the right track!

    16. I’m with Techgal, who btw I find pleasantly insane.

      What has happened to Bette? Come on Bette, be creative and flip the script…putting Jess on her heels for a change.

    17. Jess she could test the patience of a Saint, ah teenagers!!!
      Now for eats i hope they can prepare the food together…i’m sure Tina’s kitchen cupboards will be an aladins cave of ingredients.
      Thank you.

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