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BETTE AND TINA… THE REST OF THEIR LIFE… MARRIED…ch.232
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Bette: You know something is missing… more like someone… its too quiet…
Tina: I know what you mean… life is dull without Alice around… (Pulling out her cell and making the call)…
Bette: Well what did she say…
Tina: She will be here in 8 minutes… and she’s starving…
Linda: I’m glad I made plenty… getting her a dish and placing it on the table…
8 minutes later Alice just walks in…
Alice: All I have to say is that I’m glad someone missed me… so who was it… I bet it was you Mom…
Dana: Well you would lose that bet…
Alice: I knew you loved me Dana…
Shane: Wrong again…
Alice looks all around the table…
Alice: Well I know its not Porter… she was probably enjoying the piece and quiet…
Linda: Don’t buy any lottery tickets today…
Alice: I did mean Bette not Tina… Tina is the nice Porter…
Bette: I knew I was going to regret it…
Tina: Why don’t you eat Alice…
Dana: WHAT…
Shane: (laughing at Dana)… Oh God you’re killing me Dana… Tina doesn’t want Bette to eat Alice… she wants Alice to eat dinner…
The whole table was laughing…
Dana: Oh… well I was wondering …
Alice: Speaking of eating… so ladies how about we play a little game of truth…
Linda: I know I shouldn’t ask this… BUT… What’s Truth…
Alice: I’m glad you asked… we pick a topic… and since I thought of it I will pick a topic… name the most unusual place you have had “SEX”…
Tina: Alice… I think the heat has fried your brain…
Alice: Come on Tee… you’re not “EM-BARR-ASS-ED”… are you…
Tina stared Alice right in the eye…
Tina: On a Plane… On an International flight…
Bette just looks at Tina… the game was on…
Alice: Can any one match that…
Lisa: yeah… same International Flight…
Alice: See now this is what I’m talking about… who else…
Shane: Ladies room at “Milk” and "The Planet"
Alice: Who hasn’t… what else you got…
Dana: In a car…
Linda: At the Drive In…
Alice: You go girl…
Bette: How about the Pool…
Alice: Who hasn’t…
Tina: With about 20 other people in it…
Alice: Now we are talking…
Lisa: At the movies…
Bette: On the dance floor… a packed dance floor…
Alice: Getting better…
Tina: On the hood of a car…
Shane: At the beach…
Tina: Up against the front door…
Bette: Behind the couch…
Tina: On the kitchen counter…
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Hey Mary, it was great talking with you tonight. You had me cracking up once again. Glad the wedding went so well, and you can relax a bit and add more chappies.Alice is too damn funny. Love the game she wants to play. HEE HEE!!! Leave it to Al, one can have so much fun with her ya know? The strangest place I had sex….hmm….I have to pick only ONE???? LMAOO…didn’t Bette know that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas???? ROFLMAOOO Too Much, lots of laughs. Any bet on the next chappy being an NC17 in the water. PPS!!!!
This is so good and funny. Im bet you have a lot of fun at the wedding and glad you didn’t forget us and come back with a wonderful chapter, love it. Hope to see you soon, thanks!
Wow Mg,you where missed by dear and im glad to see you get some much needed breathing room.this chapter was very funny and with the safety lock not being done WHAT ARE U UP TOOO?LOL cant wait to find out.alice is a hoot.p.p.s.
Geez, MG, I dont’ think I could play Truth with my mother. But then you seem to have a thing about uncomfortable sex situations involving family. Kind of makes me wish I was a fly on the wall at your son’s reception and/or rehearsal dinner. Congratulations. How long do you think it will take them to make you a grandmother? And of course Alice was right, Bette can be as Alpha as she wants to be but she ain’t making sperm. So what? It’s all good in the end and a child is a child. Or grandchild.
Still reading thanks
LMAO, I love the banter! A romantic moon light swim sounds like the way to go!
I have one question, How did they do hanging from a tree? This was a good one. I enjoyed all the different places that I have never had sex in. Glad the wedding went well and things are getting better.
Miss Amanda I really love this story. ? How in the world did they have sex hanging from a tree, that takes a lot of imagination even to visualize? Can’t wait for Bette to kick Candace’ butt on her last day of work ;-)pps.
OMG!!! THAt was so Grteat!!! Thanks Amanda I so Love this story
I would so lose that game. :(
Hi MG It GREAT to have you back and I a glad that the wedding went off without a hitch (I assume they did get hitched LOL). Congrads on the new family member. I LOVED this chapter. That was nice to have Shane call Linda MOM and her calling her Shanie (now she is the ONLY one that can call Shane that). Candance is begging to have he butt kicked and they are all forming a line behind Bette. PPS :o).