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    Bag Your Own, Finale

     

    Alice: “What are you talking about?  I’m always thinking of ya Tee.  We’ll uhwe’ll just bring it over when it’s done.ya know, tomorrow”

     

    Bette, looking at Alice through the rearview, said, “Well I for one can’t wait to see it, Alice.   Justcan notwait.”

     

     

    Bette and Kit brought the last of the bags into the house as Tina watched Carmen, Alice and Dana run into Shane and Jenny’s back door through the kitchen window.  She let out a laugh and taking a bag from Kit’s arms, said, “So, how long are you going to wait before you call her on it?”

     

    Bette dropped down on one knee and said, “Did you have fun with Aunty Carmen?” to Angelica who was falling asleep on a blanket on the floor.  She looked up at the clock and said, “Oh, I think I’m going to give them another 10 – 15 minutes, give or take.”

     

    Tina laughed as Kit threw up her hands and said, “Okay, what in the ***** are you two talking about now?”

     

     

    As Alice ran past Jenny and Shane she said, “I’ll be right back,” and dropping the pack on the table, ran into the living room.  Dana shut the door behind them, and she and Carmen took a seat at the table. 

     

    Carmen: “Okay, is someone going to tell me what’s going on?”

     

    Jenny pointed to the pack and looking at Dana, said, “Did she”

     

    Dana leaned back and said, “I don’t know what happened, but I’m sure we’ll find out soon enough.”

     

    Shane laughed.

     

     

     

    Alice ripped the cell phone from her pocket and began to dial as she pulled the curtain back and stared at the Porter/Kennard residence.   “You are a lifesaver!”

     

    Peggy dropped an olive into the martini glass and taking a seat on her overstuffed couch in front of the fireplace, let out a roaring laugh.  “I see our little care package hit its target then, did it?  I told him, I said, Jose, if this doesn’t go off without a hitch I’ll have your balls as an appetizer tomorrow.”

     

    Alice:  “Aside from your helicopter scaring the ***** out of me, not a hitch.  It was perfect.  Now, it’s not a real dead turkey, is it?  It’s a frozen one right, like we discussed?”

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    1. This is so fucking funny and love it, still hope you will continue. Thank you for sharing the story, they are so funny and Alice is crazy, love them. Hope you have new story coming soon. Thanks!

    2. Hey Katey – I didn’t realize you had a fanfic out until I saw ‘finale’. I was surprised and happy knowing it would bring laughs on top of laughs and you did not let us down. LOVED IT, MISSED YOU, LOVED IT, MISSED YOU, please keep us laughing!!By the way, you need to come out of hiding also Ms. MarieBrandt ;)

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