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Backstory ~ Lupercalia, a Holiday Story
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After the meal, the nine wolves and Tina and Angelica stretched on the floor on their backs and, with legs (and arms, for Tina and Angelica) in the air, they rubbed their spines back and forth on the floor in sheer joy. Bette laughed in pleasure at their happiness.
Angelica called out, “Come, Mama B.”
Trouble and Angelica flipped over and stood. The little girl pulled Bette’s hand and Trouble pulled one of her pants legs forward to join the group. Bette laughed and surrendered. Soon, the room had 50 legs and six arms in the air, while 14 spines wriggled back and forth.
Tina’s parents especially loved the soft padding placed in the den, comfortable for their hips.
Bette’s final present of the night was for Tina alone, which she told Tina about later that night.
“A gift just for me?”
“Just for you.”
“And what is this special gift?”
“A special celebration in honor of the holiday.”
“You’re dressing in a wolf skin and howling?”
“You are very close. Howling could describe the sounds I hope we’ll both be making later.”
Three small glitches almost interfered.
“May we stay in the big bed tonight?” Angelica and her cousins stood in their doorway as they had the night before.
Bette looked, panicked, at Tina. Her eyes once again pleaded with her partner to find a plausible excuse to banish the young potential bedmates who again were looking at her so hopefully.
Tina, again unhelpful, returned Bette’s panicked expression.
Unable to think of anything herself, and getting no help from Tina, Bette again had to employ the explanation that they had once used sparingly, “Your mamas need some grownup time.”
“But you had grownup time last night.”
“We need grownup time again.”
Angelica advised her cousins, “Grownup night.”
“Again?” Little Bit asked.
“Again.”
“Hey, come in and say goodnight,” Tina called the cousins.
Hugs and goodbyes given, the three were romping to join the pack in the den, when Tina remembered something. She called, “Angie, make sure to tell your Uncle Red that your mothers are having grownup time.”
Bette laughed and told Tina, “You are wicked.”
“Uh huh,” she replied as she closed and locked their bedroom door. “I want my special present.”
“I will get it for you.”
Bette went into the bathroom for a few moments and, while out of sight, spoke to Tina, “Remember that the Lupercalia ceremony included the young patrician men wearing goatskins and running through the city striking women with leather thongs to encourage fertility.”
Bette moved to stand in the doorway of the bath. She wore a black bra and a very very short leather skirt. Looking at Tina, she explained, “Note the goatskin skirt.”
Tina laughed, “That looks like cow skin to me.”
“Now, now. Being literal will interfere with our fun.”
“Understood. No literalness.”
“When you explore my very very short goatskin skirt you might find the leather thong that must be used to hit you.”
“While you run around the city?”
“I’m substituting a different kind of aerobic activity.”
While they had been bantering, Bette had moved closer and closer to Tina. When she was standing directly in front of Tina, Tina asked, “Fertility?”
“Uh huh,” Bette replied as she pulled Tina close for a kiss. “The fertility of my imagination as I think of ways to make sure you celebrate the holiday.”
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LMAO! You’ve done it again! Bravo! Hope we’ll get another one for Easter or even earlier ;)
I loved this and I especially love how Tina keeps putting Red in his place lol.
I forgot that I wanted to mention the musical stylings of a late, great singer named Howlin’ Wolf. “I Put a Spell On You” is a classic and not like anything else you’ve ever heard, although you’ll recognize some things the Rolling Stones, uh, borrowed.
Oooops! My bad. It was Screamin’ Jay Hawkins. I still recommend them both!
another absolute delight from you, i was howling with joy…and i googled it too, very interesting LOL
I love your warped mind and sense of humor!! LMAO This story just cracks me up! :)
After the day I had at work, this is just what the Dr. ordered. Too funny! I’m sitting her just thinking of Bette running all over the place for the wolf holiday celebration. I love it! More please. :)
Hey Spumoni! Once again your truly sick imagination has me howling. Well, not quite in the same way that B+T howled…but you get what I mean. There are few stories that make me laugh out loud (Ms. Gumby does it to me every time she writes about Donna Kennard) but this story line just cracks me up. I know I owe you one in return and hope to get it out this week. Thanks!
hee hee! Gotta love my Salsa Sisters for getting you to post! I was pleased to see you have gotten over that little block. You done good woman! BRAVO! You are a brilliant writer who brings a very unique style to Fan Fiction. Thanks Spumoni!!!!!
Spumoni I would never skip a single word of your stories much less skip to read every forth! Loved it! Genius!!! Absolutely Brilliant!!! The rivalry between Tina and Red is probably my favorite theme… your timing is wicked and the results are hilarious! Love it, Love it, Love it!!!
Somehow, with all the Dr Seuss books I devoured as a kid, Horton Hatches the Egg was somehow never read by me. Likely cos those and the Peanuts books were always checked out of the school and town libraries… Anyway, I enjoyed this a lot. I’ve been needing a pick-me-up, Spumoni, so thanks for this. Cheers.
I love this, Bette has gone out of her way to make Tina family welcome and very happy,this is the love that goes so deep that Bette has for Tina. I love how Bette and Troubles are so great together,Him climbing in her lap every chance he gets. Tina always get the best of Red. He does admire Bette for grown peopletime alone. Iwas see all the arms and legs while they were rubbing their spines. You could almost hear the low growls and soft moans of all of them. thanks
This is such a hilarious story. My cats are a little nervous of Tina’s extended family. I loved the holiday and all the work that Bette has put into welcoming Tina’s family.
Hi, dear sweet Spumoni! You have left us with such a wide grin here. You know we love this story of yours and an update was needed. Thanks for this precious gift that you are so generous to provide. Gosh! We loved the scenes with the little ones and the “numerous” grown ups time that B&T are having. Hahaha You were brilliant with the Wolf Holiday. It was hilarious! You are doing a fantastic job here. Thanks again for pampering these two ladies here. PPS Hugs & kisses on both your cheeks. – Lucero & Marsha (Proud Salsa Aunties to the ever loving JC and Eunichick and Tias Adoradas to Patpez)
I’d always thought of Tina and Bette as feline rather than lupine but definititely feral!! This makes perfectly werid sense – utterly original and hilarious, thanks Spu!
You’ve done it again Spumoni. You’ve given us a look into Bette’s gift of a very active imagination to devise something that would not only gve Tina’s family some excitement but you have provided another means for Bette to show Tina just how much she loves her by providing a break for the wolves. I think that is so special for her to do. Now you can do something for all of us that enjoy your writing so much: please just write another chapter for each holiday for us without being coerced or is that asking too much. Have really enjoyed reading all the back stories you’ve created, theyare always uproarisly funny but yet very considerate. thanks again.
love it! love how they read to the little ones!!! bette has a great imagination!!!!! :)
brilliant as always! you always manage to bring a smile with this series. thank you and we’re looking forward to the next installment ;)
talk about taking a holiday and making it your own – lol – great stuff. And lol’d at ‘Bete Noire’… suppose she really spelled it Bette Noire?
Hey there! I have to tell you, this is such a unique approach to a story. I’m still catching up on it, but I couldn’t resist when I saw this post to jump ahead. This story came HIGHLY recommended by the most credible source, so I couldn’t pass it up. The actual thought that Tina was raised by wolves…now that is funny! Thanks for the post!
Your stories are always so original, creative and well done, Spumoni, and this was no exception. Well done!
You make us wait, but it’s worth it. Dammit, Nanc beat me to the Bette Noire joke. I’m guessing as the non-birth mother Bette has a special affinity with Horton, and delights in the fact an elephant bird is hatched through his devotion. I’m a little surprised Red’s nose isn’t good enough to keep him up to date on human heat, even if he got to stick it in Bette’s ass just that one time.
so funny…u r superb at this wolf stuff, i love Trouble and Bette. do u belong to a ‘save the wolves foundation?’look 4ward to the next chapter…brilliant imaginative story.