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A TiBette Love Story: “You’ve Got It Bad” {25}
"I am Mother Nature, and I do not like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won’t be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea."
The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared.
Shaken, the woman calls out to her partner, "Hey baby, where’s your ball?"
”Um…” Her partner looks around and spots the ball. "It’s over here, babe, in the pussy willows."
She screams back, "BABY!!! WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T HIT THE BALL! DO NOT HITTING THAT FUCKING BALL!"
The group of women erupted in laughter.
Alice wiped a tear that dropped from the corner of her eye, “Pussy willows…gets me every time!”
“Where did you hear that joke, Shane?” Dana questioned.
“Was out with a golfer last week,” Shane replied with a shrug.
Alice stood up and grabbed Tina’s hand to pull her up from her beach towel. “Hit the water with me, Tina!”
Tina turned to Bette who remained on her towel. “You ready to head out there?”
Bette looked up at the blonde and put her hand out to shield the bright sun. “I’ll hang out here for a bit, okay?”
Tina nodded and smiled at the brunette. She then walked arm in arm with Alice toward the California surf.
Bette eyed the blonde’s delectable body. ‘The way Tina sways her hips when she walks drives me insane!’
Alice said something causing Tina to laugh and loved watching the blonde toss her head back in laughter. Bette loved Tina’s infectious laugh. Bette continued to watch Tina until she was completely submerged in the Pacific’s warm waters and sighed in frustration.
Dana and Shane noticed the brunette’s expression.
“You’ve got it bad, Bette.” Shane held out another ice cold bottle of beer to her.
“You have no idea.” Bette accepted the chilled beverage.
“Think those two are okay out there?” Bette asked with concern.
“Tina seems really nice…I don’t think she will try to drown Alice just yet.” Dana replied honestly.
The three friends shared a wholehearted laugh.
“Tina’s great Bette…” Shane observed.
“She is.” Bette grinned.
“You happy?” Shane asked Bette.
“Like you wouldn’t believe,” Bette flashed that killer smile of hers.
Dana was giddy looking at Bette’s reaction to Tina. “You look like a woman in love…”
Bette inhaled deeply and answered with all her heart, “I am.”
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(56 votes, average: 3.68 out of 5)
Love it!!! Thank you PPS
This chapter was a gem, had more cracks per minute than airplane! “Damn Porter! I didn’t know your daddy was a baker…look at those mighty fine buns!” LOL. Good times ;) Wanna once again mention the awesome job tibetteobsessed did on the last chapter, I took it as a compliment that some people thought it was me ;D Don’t think I would’ve shown the same amount of restraint though :P Long PM coming your way soon, but I’m being dragged out the door as I type! Post again soon! xoxo
Don’t know what else to say… love this chapter… sooo funny… pps
You fooled me- I didn’t even realize it wasn’t you writing the last chapter!This chapter was great. I felt like I was hanging out on the beach with the girls!Can’t wait to see what happens next!PPS
haha omg alices jokes for tina and bette where halarious.. and i love how they both are so in love with eachothers body :) PPS!
I’ve got it bad for this story. Alice’s compliments were hilarious. PPS!
I told you: my head in the clouds. I didn’t realize it wasn’t you writing the last chapter. :o( But the life is beautiful and this story is good. :o) (Hey ‘ghost writer’, nice to meet you!)
Well lets hope that Alice doesn’t give Tina a reason to drown her just yet! :) Thanks for posting!
the bonding..the joke..the ogling, drooling..loveing it
Loved this chapter as well as the last chapter! Love this story. PPS
i loved this chapter… would love to see both bette and tina in their suits… dam girl what a picture you painted… it got hot in here too… pps
Love this story. These guys are so cute together. I hope Alice doesn’t put her foot in her mouth like she usually does while she’s got Tina to herself :)
Wow, Love it! Hope Alice isn’t doing too much damage while Tina is alone with her. PPS :)
These last two chapters were amazing. My god, that kiss in the last chapter… my head is still spinning! I continue to stand by my statement only because of your phenomenal writing and your mastery of the Art of Flirting! Look forward to every line of your continued sweet torture!!
Love the banter between the gang. Also, love the one liners and most of all love Bette and Tina.
AND i am loving this story!
Hot in more ways than one… Love the banter. Bette’s admitted her feelings, but when’s she going to let Tina in on the fact? ;) Great chapter, thanks Luv!
Oh Roomie – what a hilarious update… I had such a laugh! Thank you. Great update as usual wouldn’t have expected anything less :)
nice. It makes me wanna go to the beach too. Unfortunately there wont be girls like that on my beach hehe. Love it. Pps
Bette got it sooooo bad lol. love it they are cute. PPVS
awweeee….bette’s in love! :) i love how u introduced tina to bette’s friends. it’s one way for tina to get to know bette. now…if we could just find out how tina feels…:) love it, girl!
oh gawd i want to be on that beach right now….transporter…where the hell is my damn transporter……….
That was wonderful, B&T are so cute and sweet, love them. God Alice is crazy and hilarious and gonna love her. Please post more, thanks!
I loved the joke. I’m still laughing.