” What the *****?”

She takes a minute to breathe deeply and to centre her conscience back into the present. She realised that she’s almost in perfect shape. She gets out of her car. She closes the door behind her. The handle stays in her hand.

” God dammit! Stupid *****’ door! A ***** brand new car!!!”

She just realised how damaged her car was. She goes towards the police car.

Alice : “Is everyone okay?” She asks. Still not realising at a hundred percent what happened.

A lady cop is sitting in the driver’s seat. When she heard Alice’s voice she turned her head. Obviously this cop is not hurt, but she’s dizzy.

Cop : ” What happened?”

Alice : ” An accident, your car was kinda parked in the middle of the street and I wasn’t paying attention so I crashed my car into yours. I’m in deep ***** ain’t I?”

The cop just ***** her head down. Meanwhile, Alice is taking a look around. She notices that her accident provoked another one. In fact, the police car crashed into Shane’s truck.

Alice : ” Shane? Are you okay?” She shouts.

Alice is rushing to the truck to see if Shane is okay. Arriving near Shane’s truck, Alice notices that Shane’s face is covered with blood. She tries to shake her.

Shane (not totally there) : ” Humm Wha What?”

Alice : ” Are you okay?”

Shane : ” I don’t know. I think so My face hurts.”

Alice : ” It’s because you probably bumped your head on the steering wheel. How many fingers do you see?” (she gives her the finger)

Shane : ” You’re just a plain idiot, you know that? Tell me this, what the ***** are you doing with a door handle in your hand?”

Alice : ” Huh? Ho! This? Well let’s just say that cars are not built as strong as they use to be (she throws the handle in Shane’s truck. So, okay, so you’re fine, except for the face thing. I caused the accident.”

Shane : ” You what?”

Alice : ” Caused the accident I crashed my brand new car into the police car, and this one crashed into yours.”