Kristen: “Wow. That’s ***** hot. She ripped your shirt? Hmmm, that makes me regret becoming a “cosbien”. You know a lez while you’re in college. So Mac caught you? I bet that’s going to be in his jerk-off fantasies for a while.”
Tina: “No, I really don’t think so.” Tina said looking a little down.
Kristen: “What do you mean?”
Tina: “Well uh, he came back in and basically pushes Bette out of the door, and then tells me that he has loved since like forever and asks me to be with him. Then he kisses me.”
Kristen: “Wow. Was your shirt open?”
Tina: “Kristen!!This is serious. He wasn’t joking around. I think he really loves me.” At the looked on Kristen’s face she finished “No it was closed dammit. Bette had fixed it.”
Kristen: “Thank you for clarifying.”
Tina: “You don’t even look shocked.”
Kristen: ” I’m not. Tina think about it. A guy that looks like Mac could have any girl he wants. We have seen him date girl after girl, and the only consistent one in his life is you. You can’t tell me you’ve never seen the way he looks at you.”
Tina: “I hadn’t. Not until that day.”
Kristen: “Then we need to have you outfitted with bifocals. It’s been there all along Tina. You just never bothered to look.”
Tina: “I feel like the last one in on this big secret.”
Kristen: “Yeah, well, that’ll happen.”
Tina: “So, what are we doing for you birthday?” Tina asked, changing the subject.
Kristen: “Whatever. I don’t care. Just as long as I am not driving, and the boos are ready when I need them, I will be happy.”
Tina: “I can definitely supply all of those”
Kristen: “UGH, one night away from the boys, Jared included, sounds like a vacation.”
Tina: “Don’t worry, I’ve got plans for you. How do strippers sound?”
Kristen: “It sounds like I’d better go to the bank and get some ones.”
A thought suddenly occurred to Tina “Is it just me or has it been uncommonly quiet in here.”
Kristen: “Yeah my two heathens have been pretty quiet. I would hate to think that they were eavesdropping. Because if they were, I might have to rethink that pizza I promised them tonight.” Tina and Kristen gasped as they heard small feet scurrying away from the kitchen door.
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off to your next post. excellent.
that was great..kids tell all don’t they!
This was hilarious!! You had me grinning like an idiot. Thanks for posting so soon.
Hilarious, I guess that our little Ms. Marshmellow oues Ms. Hot Chocalate an explanation, or maybe just some good old fashion hibbidibdy, dibbididy.
Little ears has big mouths. Kids are so darn funny. Tina got a lot od wxplanting to do.. thanks
Damn this chapter is hilarious, and the boys so funny, lvoe it. Now let see the hot scene coming. Post soon, thanks!
Rotflmao talking about embarrassment hahaha