"Yo, fuck you, you faggot looking mother fucker. Why don't you just go get your nails done and your hair dyed to match your eyes." She said while standing up. Emmett busted out laughing. He thought it was the funniest thing he's heard all night.

Man, Edward, what are you doing? Alice is going to kill you. He thought to me.

You're dead. Edward. I then heard Alice think, but I had to do something so I stood up and argued back with her.

"Maybe if there weren't people like you walking around I wouldn't have to be gay." I said with anger in my tone. All an act. The song changed rapidly in her head. It was now You're Gonna Go Far Kid by the Offspring. I think she knew I was lying about being gay and hating her but she was still so mad.

NPOV

Are you serious? This stupid fucker. I can tell he was lying about some things but the anger in his emotion was real. I just got so angry and my eyes targeted him right between the eyes.

POW! Fuck!!! I think I broke my fucking hand on this stupid ass fucks face. Oh my God, it hurts.

"Oh my God!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Emmett was dying.

"Glad you think it's funny. I think it's broken" I told him.

"Okay, okay, lets get you inside then." Alice said. "Carlisle, Nikki broke her hand!" She screamed up the stairs.

"What happened?" He said while running down them.

"Well, she punched Edward in the face." She said with a grin. I thought for sure they were going to hate me because I just punched Edward, but they all just smiled. As Carlisle was fixing up my hand I heard Emmett's loud voice full of laughter.

"HA, she punched you in the face, dude. How can you NOT respect her for that? AH. I see why she's my best friend. HAHA!" Jasper was laughing along with Rosalie.

"That was great, kid." Emmett said while nudging the back of my shoulder. I couldn't help but start to laugh. I looked over at Edward near the door and he was smiling. WHAT? Carlisle was done with my hand. I didn't break it, just severely sprained it. I had pretty flexible bones. I remember falling out off of my porch roof and I only broke half my bone. Not even snapped it, just cracked half of it. We were lucky, a few weeks tops and I'm back to normal.