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  I went home after Jake's. I was still hurting. I couldn't shake him. i layed in bed like every other night, i was awake looking out of my window. Hoping he would show up through my door like he always had before. Not a sound. Nothing. I closed my eyes and all i could do was watch him leave me over and over again. I opened my eyes up and decided i had to leave. I was driving around Otisville,  and passed these old motorcycles on the side of the road. There was a sign on them 'free if you can take it' so i opened up my trunk and back doors and some how shoved 2 of them in there. there was like 4 but 1 was like totally destroyed and just used for parts. I was driving and thinking, then on the way i was wondering what the fuck am i going to do with these. It was about 10 am when i decided to go to Jake's. Hes really good with cars, maybe he can do some shit with these.

   I got there around 10:10 and walked inside. Billy was sitting in the kitchen.

  "how are you feeling trouble" he asked.

  "meah, need jake where is he?"

  "upstairs" billy shouted.

  "aight thanks." i ran up the steps to Jake's room, and kicked the door in.

  "wake the fuck up, oh ew" i stopped and saw jake naked, fucking gross.

  "you guys are fucking disgusting" i started laughing. Amy woke up and wrapped the sheet around her, leaving jake naked on his bed.

  "ew, JAKE" i screamed and i heard nothing but snoring.

  "watch this" i ran down the stairs and grabbed 2 eggs, and a hand full of flour, and whipped cream.

  "what are you doing" Paul asked sitting next to the rest of the pack.

  "shhhh" i told him and ran upstairs. Amy was fully dressed when i walked in. Jake was laying flat on his back so on his nipples and dick i put the whipped cream, then i antiqued him, i threw the hand full of flour in his face, and then as he woke up screaming i threw the 2 eggs at him and bolted down the stairs.