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    When Life Hands You Lemons

    "Well," he replied, smirking at her. "Lemon juice is very useful."

    "That is exactly what Rose said."

    "You can use it for invisible ink. You write something with the juice. When you want to read what you wrote, you can hold it up to the sun. Sunlight makes the juice visible on the paper."

    "So you would use the juice, but not the fruit?"

    "Exactly."

    –

    "Carlisle, you know a lot of information. But I want to hear a truthful answer coming from you. What would you do if life handed you lemons?"

    "Lemon juice is a very nice fragrance to use."

    "Again with the juice!"

    "Do I want to know?"

    "Apparently, it's good for highlighting hair and invisible writing."

    "Well, it is good for other things too."

    "If you know anything else about what you can do about the juice of a lemon, I care not to hear it."

    –

    "Jake, c'mon. I am a pretty sure you can answer this one question that I want to ask you. It really isn't that hard."

    "Sure, sure," he replied. Bella stuck out her tongue at him, childishly. "Fine, go ahead and ask away."

    "If life gave you lemons, what would you do with them?"

    "Lemons? What would I do with lemons? It's a fruit, and fruits aren't really that useful unless you're eating them. Wait-I would probably make orange juice with them."

    "Orange juice?"

    "Oranges are citruses, aren't they?"

    "Just like lemons."

    –

    "Hey love, can you come here?" Edward called from across the room. He was sitting on his piano bench, holding something behind his back.

    "Yeah?" Bella asked, coming up to him.

    He pulled his arms out from behind him and he held a round, yellow fruit in his hands. A lemon. "Here, this is for you." He took Bella's hands and handed her the fruit that she had been talking about all day.

    "Now what would you do if life handed you a lemon?" Edward asked, pointing to the citrus.

    Bella shook her head and blushed. "If life handed me a lemon, I would refuse it. I would throw it back and demand you."

    He replied with a smile, and brought her to him. Both of them smiled as they felt the electricity of their kiss ignite fires in both of them.

    "I guess life really did hand me a lemon."

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