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    When Life Hands You Lemons

    "That would be?"

    "Eat them. I know I would."

    "Of course you would."

    –

    "Esme, if life handed you lemons, what would you do with them?" Esme was making a meal for Bella since she was once again staying with them.

    "Well, I would probably make lemonade. It doesn't sound that hard, and I am pretty sure it tastes good. Plus, I know how to make strawberry lemonade."

    "But you can't drink it. And I don't think you would want to anyways."

    Esme just replied by smiling back, sweetly. "Oh no, I wouldn't drink it. I would make it for you of course, dear." Before she could reply, Esme had poured a cup of lemonade and pushed the glass towards her.

    –

    "Seth, can you please listen to me?" The boy's eyes were glued to a plate of food that was placed in front of him.

    "Sorry Bella, it's just that it smells really, really good. Did you make it?"

    "No, Edward did. He's just being nice and all."

    "Well tell him thanks. Oh yeah, and what about that question you wanted to ask me?" She finally had his attention, although it was probably still divided between her and the food.

    "Let's say life gave you lemons, what would you do with them?"

    "Hm…Lemon juice hurts when you get it in your eyes, right?"

    "Sure, why?"

    "I guess I could throw the lemons at someone. Maybe I could throw them at Jacob, he would sure love that."

    The two of them burst out into a chorus laughter, while Seth attempted to cough down the food that used to be on the plate.

    –

    "Em, Jazz, what would you do if life handed you both lemons?" Bella questioned once again. The two boys quickly changed their glances from the game to her.

    "Lemons?" Jasper repeated, raising his eyebrow.

    "Yeah."

    Emmett's booming laughter filled the room. "Oh geez Bells, you actually think that way? Isn't lemons some kind of term in reading or writing? Isn't that a really graphic-"

    "Of course only Emmett would know that," Jasper snickered, cutting him off before he could finish his sentence. Bella began to blush while another round of laughter filled the house.

    –

    "Jasper, can you just answer the question? And please don't refer back to what Emmett had said! Please!" Bella insisted, blushing at the thought.

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