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What Happens Next – (Chapter: 46: Smooth Like Butter?)
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Raife pressed the intercom’s button again, “Christine…I know you’re in there, open up damn it!” He watched impatiently as the red light buzzed on, “Yes…may I help you?” Moving closer to the speaker, Raife whispered, “Chris, come on! I can’t keep the girls. Honey, they got in three fights before we even got to the freeway. I can’t do this…” He grabbed his ears when the speaker screeched loudly, “Christine is not available right now…she’s on vacation. Please leave your message after the tone and she’ll call you back laughing, sometime this weekend. Beep.” Raife sighed and headed back towards his Jeep. He opened his door grimacing, “What the hell is that smell?” Tristan pointed at Ashley, “Sir, I tried to tell Ash that Chinese food was bad, but she ate it anyway. Now, she has monkey ass!” Ashley angrily slapped at Tristan’s finger, “Whatever…you’re the one who took your shoes off!” Raife held up his hands, “That’s it damn it! Ashley, keep your damn hands and smells to yourself! Tristan, shut the hell up! I’m gonna drive now and if I have to stop this car one more fucking time, I’m keeping both of you home tomorrow morning!”
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“Dude…” Ashley nudged Tristan whispering,, “Stop T…that’s my dad’s girlfriend !” Tristan arched her eyebrow obviously impressed, “Wow, for a geezer he’s still getting some prime ass!” Holding up her hand, she easily blocked Ashley’s karate chop. Tristan’s eyes hungrily studied Jodie’s lithe, tan body. Both girls watched Raife hug his much younger companion, “Girls, I want you to listen to Jodie this weekend, treat her with the same respect you give me, okay?” Tristan tore her eyes away from Jodie’s large, bikini clad breasts just long enough to nod. Jodie tugged Raife’s arm, pouting, “Baby, the girls are gonna be here soon and Joel never came by today! The pool is still dirty!” Tristan’s eyes lit up, “Girls?” She pointed at her chest, ”You’re in luck. You have one of L.A.’s finest pool cleaners right here, baby!” Raife eyed Tristan suspiciously, “You know how to clean pools?” Ashley quickly responded, “Dad she’s been cleaning pools for the last two years! T’s even gonna train me so I can pay Mom back.” Raife’s eyebrows arched, “Really?” He rubbed his chin, exhaling loudly then glanced at his pouting girlfriend, “Well, I guess its okay then.” Tristan and Ashley grinned at each other watching Jodie jump up and down, clapping happily.
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OMG dude this is the best story i’ve EVER read in my life!!!! i love how spencer and sammie are soo good at being sudctivePOST MORE DUDE
and that’s the money shot :)
funny
excellent…really glad to see your post. humorous as usual :) keep it coming ….we love it :)
soooooooooooo glad to see that you are back! its been too long! this update was beyond hallarious as always, but i got to wonder if spencer is takign this a little to far?? well we’ll see! please post more soon!
I can’t believe how talented you are! Definitly worth the wait :) This chapter was crazy sexy!!! Looking forward to the regular posting!
your stories are good I started reading your stories yesterday at 10 am and I just got finished well with the exception of I went to the movies and I took like 3 or 4 bike rides in between I love your stories they are very funny keep writing
yea so i was like one of the first ppl to read this..but i forgot to comment.. lol..well i love this story.. i love ashley and T’S friendship..they r soo comedy..i swear they make this story soo much more interesting..u neva know wut there crazy ass’s are gon do next.. lmao! i fuckin love it..alright post more soon..lol…byee
I love this story. It gets better and better by the chapter. I cant wait for more chapters to come.
I never leave comments but I have to now. Over the past week I’ve been reading this series. I love it! It’s really good. You are an awesome writer. Please please please keep writing!!
i love your what happens next series and all the stories about ash + spencer’s relationship together. this is one of my favorite fics!! pms!
OMG dude this is the best story i’ve EVER read in my life!!!! i love how spencer and sammie are soo good at being sudctivePOST MORE DUDE
and that’s the money shot :)
funny
excellent…really glad to see your post. humorous as usual :) keep it coming ….we love it :)
soooooooooooo glad to see that you are back! its been too long! this update was beyond hallarious as always, but i got to wonder if spencer is takign this a little to far?? well we’ll see! please post more soon!
I can’t believe how talented you are! Definitly worth the wait :) This chapter was crazy sexy!!! Looking forward to the regular posting!
your stories are good I started reading your stories yesterday at 10 am and I just got finished well with the exception of I went to the movies and I took like 3 or 4 bike rides in between I love your stories they are very funny keep writing
yea so i was like one of the first ppl to read this..but i forgot to comment.. lol..well i love this story.. i love ashley and T’S friendship..they r soo comedy..i swear they make this story soo much more interesting..u neva know wut there crazy ass’s are gon do next.. lmao! i fuckin love it..alright post more soon..lol…byee
I love this story. It gets better and better by the chapter. I cant wait for more chapters to come.
I never leave comments but I have to now. Over the past week I’ve been reading this series. I love it! It’s really good. You are an awesome writer. Please please please keep writing!!
i love your what happens next series and all the stories about ash + spencer’s relationship together. this is one of my favorite fics!! pms!
Too. Damm. Funny.
Too. Damm. Funny.
hahaha..omg…thank you so much for that…awesome
hahaha..omg…thank you so much for that…awesome
That was brilliant!!Score one for Spencer!! lol luv it, PMS!!!
That was brilliant!!Score one for Spencer!! lol luv it, PMS!!!
HAHA!! OMG!! I missed you so much hon! Knee slapping chapter love. Too funny! T & Ash are such horn balls!
HAHA!! OMG!! I missed you so much hon! Knee slapping chapter love. Too funny! T & Ash are such horn balls!
damn i love this story to death. dude u are sooo effin hilarious. but i kinda feel bad for ashley to be in a position like tat. lol. plz pms!
damn i love this story to death. dude u are sooo effin hilarious. but i kinda feel bad for ashley to be in a position like tat. lol. plz pms!
They see me rollin’ They hatin’Patrollin’ and tryna catch me ridin dirty(tryna to catch me ridin dirty) My music so loud I’m swangin’They hopin’ that they gonna catch me ridin dirty (tryna catch me ridin dirty) They are so busted….whatever!! Do we truly believe this is going to stop T and Ash from being their normal horn dogs selfs….whatever!!! NOT!!! As you know I love this story and I love all that you do babe! You are an incrediable writer and an inspiration to me and how I should live my life. You truly are amazing and I love getting to know you more and more each and every day….keep it up baby!!!
They see me rollin’ They hatin’Patrollin’ and tryna catch me ridin dirty(tryna to catch me ridin dirty) My music so loud I’m swangin’They hopin’ that they gonna catch me ridin dirty (tryna catch me ridin dirty) They are so busted….whatever!! Do we truly believe this is going to stop T and Ash from being their normal horn dogs selfs….whatever!!! NOT!!! As you know I love this story and I love all that you do babe! You are an incrediable writer and an inspiration to me and how I should live my life. You truly are amazing and I love getting to know you more and more each and every day….keep it up baby!!!
You’d appreciate this Trsim: I was in a meeting yesterday and quite angry over some discussions surrounding a script. So, I decide to just stare out the window and then it happened – A hot girl in the condo next to my office building walked onto her roof and began sunbathing…nude. Totally nude! Fucking fantastic! Then my boss says, “what are you looking at?” and I just said, “Uh, the clouds. They look tremendous today!” Amen! As for Ashley and Tristan, I predict them breaking all kinds of records at the track meet with that sexual frustration. Do whatever it takes to get you back on the “horse” ladies! Another fantastic and hilarious chapter Trsim. Anyone who incorporates Sade into a story is alright with me. Glad to hear all is well with your family and I hope it stays that way.
You’d appreciate this Trsim: I was in a meeting yesterday and quite angry over some discussions surrounding a script. So, I decide to just stare out the window and then it happened – A hot girl in the condo next to my office building walked onto her roof and began sunbathing…nude. Totally nude! Fucking fantastic! Then my boss says, “what are you looking at?” and I just said, “Uh, the clouds. They look tremendous today!” Amen! As for Ashley and Tristan, I predict them breaking all kinds of records at the track meet with that sexual frustration. Do whatever it takes to get you back on the “horse” ladies! Another fantastic and hilarious chapter Trsim. Anyone who incorporates Sade into a story is alright with me. Glad to hear all is well with your family and I hope it stays that way.