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What Happens Next – (Chapter: 46: Smooth Like Butter?)
Tristan kneeled next to her girlfriend, “Baby, can you hear me?” Sammie rolled her eyes, “I got hit in the chest T, not the head!” She leaned down closer to her girlfriend, putting her hand on Sammie’s knee, “Hon, when I get hurt it always helps if I rub it, you know to make it feel better.” Sammie slapped Tristan’s hand away and stood up. She glared hotly at Tristan and Ashley, “You guys always take things to far. Every time we play something you guys have to win…no matter what.” Spencer’s nodded, pursing her lips, “I hope you get a wish for rubbing your own damn lamp!” Tristan pouted watching her girlfriend and Spencer walk way. She punched Ashley hard, “Damn it Davies, I hope you’re happy now biotch!”
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Christine rolled her eyes at the yelps and punching noises coming from the living room. Opening the fridge, she reached for a diet Coke and popped the tab taking a nice long swig. A loud crashing noise startled her causing several drops of cola to fall on her new white silk shirt. She marched over to the now silent living room screaming, “What the hell was that?” Tristan and Ashley stood in the doorway blocking her from walking further into the room. Christine sniffed, “Is that smoke?” Tristan gulped, “Uh…smoke? I don’t smell anything.” Ashley shrugged nervously, “Yeah mom, I don’t smell any smo…anything either.” When she shoved both girls out of the way, her eyes widened, “Oh my God!” Her new 50” flat panel television had a large head sized, smoking hole in the middle. Christine turned, facing the two girls. She reached down and pulled of one of her heels, screaming, “RUN!”
Tristan grabbed Ashley’s arm and pulled her away from her mother, shrieking, “Holy Shit!” Both girls ran into the kitchen quickly moving around the opposite side of the island from Christine. Ashley held her hands up, “Mom! Jesus, calm down!” Tristan yelped when the sharp black heel crashed into her shoulder, “Why does everybody always hit me?!” Christine reached for her other shoe, glaring at her daughter, “There’s no way out Ashley!” The doorbell chime made all of them jump. Tristan started inching towards the door, “I’m just gonna see who’s there okay?” Christine nodded keeping her eyes and shoe on her daughter, “Walk slowly and keep your hands where I can see them.” Tristan opened door and sighed in relief, “Mr. Davies your wife’s gone insane!” Raife’s eyes widened as he took in the site of his ex-wife holding Ashley up with her shoe, “What the…?” Christine shrieked, “I want them out of this house, NOW!”
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OMG dude this is the best story i’ve EVER read in my life!!!! i love how spencer and sammie are soo good at being sudctivePOST MORE DUDE
and that’s the money shot :)
funny
excellent…really glad to see your post. humorous as usual :) keep it coming ….we love it :)
soooooooooooo glad to see that you are back! its been too long! this update was beyond hallarious as always, but i got to wonder if spencer is takign this a little to far?? well we’ll see! please post more soon!
I can’t believe how talented you are! Definitly worth the wait :) This chapter was crazy sexy!!! Looking forward to the regular posting!
your stories are good I started reading your stories yesterday at 10 am and I just got finished well with the exception of I went to the movies and I took like 3 or 4 bike rides in between I love your stories they are very funny keep writing
yea so i was like one of the first ppl to read this..but i forgot to comment.. lol..well i love this story.. i love ashley and T’S friendship..they r soo comedy..i swear they make this story soo much more interesting..u neva know wut there crazy ass’s are gon do next.. lmao! i fuckin love it..alright post more soon..lol…byee
I love this story. It gets better and better by the chapter. I cant wait for more chapters to come.
I never leave comments but I have to now. Over the past week I’ve been reading this series. I love it! It’s really good. You are an awesome writer. Please please please keep writing!!
i love your what happens next series and all the stories about ash + spencer’s relationship together. this is one of my favorite fics!! pms!
OMG dude this is the best story i’ve EVER read in my life!!!! i love how spencer and sammie are soo good at being sudctivePOST MORE DUDE
and that’s the money shot :)
funny
excellent…really glad to see your post. humorous as usual :) keep it coming ….we love it :)
soooooooooooo glad to see that you are back! its been too long! this update was beyond hallarious as always, but i got to wonder if spencer is takign this a little to far?? well we’ll see! please post more soon!
I can’t believe how talented you are! Definitly worth the wait :) This chapter was crazy sexy!!! Looking forward to the regular posting!
your stories are good I started reading your stories yesterday at 10 am and I just got finished well with the exception of I went to the movies and I took like 3 or 4 bike rides in between I love your stories they are very funny keep writing
yea so i was like one of the first ppl to read this..but i forgot to comment.. lol..well i love this story.. i love ashley and T’S friendship..they r soo comedy..i swear they make this story soo much more interesting..u neva know wut there crazy ass’s are gon do next.. lmao! i fuckin love it..alright post more soon..lol…byee
I love this story. It gets better and better by the chapter. I cant wait for more chapters to come.
I never leave comments but I have to now. Over the past week I’ve been reading this series. I love it! It’s really good. You are an awesome writer. Please please please keep writing!!
i love your what happens next series and all the stories about ash + spencer’s relationship together. this is one of my favorite fics!! pms!
Too. Damm. Funny.
Too. Damm. Funny.
hahaha..omg…thank you so much for that…awesome
hahaha..omg…thank you so much for that…awesome
That was brilliant!!Score one for Spencer!! lol luv it, PMS!!!
That was brilliant!!Score one for Spencer!! lol luv it, PMS!!!
HAHA!! OMG!! I missed you so much hon! Knee slapping chapter love. Too funny! T & Ash are such horn balls!
HAHA!! OMG!! I missed you so much hon! Knee slapping chapter love. Too funny! T & Ash are such horn balls!
damn i love this story to death. dude u are sooo effin hilarious. but i kinda feel bad for ashley to be in a position like tat. lol. plz pms!
damn i love this story to death. dude u are sooo effin hilarious. but i kinda feel bad for ashley to be in a position like tat. lol. plz pms!
They see me rollin’ They hatin’Patrollin’ and tryna catch me ridin dirty(tryna to catch me ridin dirty) My music so loud I’m swangin’They hopin’ that they gonna catch me ridin dirty (tryna catch me ridin dirty) They are so busted….whatever!! Do we truly believe this is going to stop T and Ash from being their normal horn dogs selfs….whatever!!! NOT!!! As you know I love this story and I love all that you do babe! You are an incrediable writer and an inspiration to me and how I should live my life. You truly are amazing and I love getting to know you more and more each and every day….keep it up baby!!!
They see me rollin’ They hatin’Patrollin’ and tryna catch me ridin dirty(tryna to catch me ridin dirty) My music so loud I’m swangin’They hopin’ that they gonna catch me ridin dirty (tryna catch me ridin dirty) They are so busted….whatever!! Do we truly believe this is going to stop T and Ash from being their normal horn dogs selfs….whatever!!! NOT!!! As you know I love this story and I love all that you do babe! You are an incrediable writer and an inspiration to me and how I should live my life. You truly are amazing and I love getting to know you more and more each and every day….keep it up baby!!!
You’d appreciate this Trsim: I was in a meeting yesterday and quite angry over some discussions surrounding a script. So, I decide to just stare out the window and then it happened – A hot girl in the condo next to my office building walked onto her roof and began sunbathing…nude. Totally nude! Fucking fantastic! Then my boss says, “what are you looking at?” and I just said, “Uh, the clouds. They look tremendous today!” Amen! As for Ashley and Tristan, I predict them breaking all kinds of records at the track meet with that sexual frustration. Do whatever it takes to get you back on the “horse” ladies! Another fantastic and hilarious chapter Trsim. Anyone who incorporates Sade into a story is alright with me. Glad to hear all is well with your family and I hope it stays that way.
You’d appreciate this Trsim: I was in a meeting yesterday and quite angry over some discussions surrounding a script. So, I decide to just stare out the window and then it happened – A hot girl in the condo next to my office building walked onto her roof and began sunbathing…nude. Totally nude! Fucking fantastic! Then my boss says, “what are you looking at?” and I just said, “Uh, the clouds. They look tremendous today!” Amen! As for Ashley and Tristan, I predict them breaking all kinds of records at the track meet with that sexual frustration. Do whatever it takes to get you back on the “horse” ladies! Another fantastic and hilarious chapter Trsim. Anyone who incorporates Sade into a story is alright with me. Glad to hear all is well with your family and I hope it stays that way.