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    Uncivil Union – (Chapter: Thelma and Louise)

    “I have to apologize, I guess.”

    “You know, I haven’t been keeping track of your insane little marriage over the past few days. Tell me, when did you start caring if you hurt her feelings?” she asked with a presumptuous smile.

    I didn’t care about Ashley’s feelings. I mean, I did. But only in the same way you care about anyone’s feelings. If I’m walking down the street and I see a baby on fire, I don’t kick it two times in the face and go on about my day. I try to help, right? Well, I would do the same thing for Ashley. Only in this case, I’m the one who lit her on fire.

    Which kind of changes the dynamics of the example, but whatever…you know what I mean.

    “I don’t, Chelsea. But I’m a decent person so I don’t exactly get my kicks out of tormenting her.”

    “Actually, for awhile there you sort of did. Do you want me to conveniently ignore that fact for the sake of our friendship?”

    “Ok, fine! I did. But I’m an adult and it’s time for the childish games to end. So as of right now, I am done being a bitch to Ashley Davies, ok? There. How’s that?”

    “I don’t know…do you actually mean it?”

    “I said it, didn’t I?”

    “But you say a lot of things, Spencer. Remember that time you told me that a man stole that adorable purple dress you borrowed from me and ran away with it? That didn’t even make sense, now that I really think about it. And then two months later I found it in your closet.”

    “Are you serious, right now? I’m trying to come clean with you about this ridiculous situation I’m in and you bring up something that happened when we were freshmen in college?”

    “I liked that dress a lot.”

    “I’ll buy you a new one.”

    “It won’t be the same.”

    “Chelsea, work with me here. I want to get past this so I can get back to analyzing my marriage. So tell me what you want.”

    “I want some new paint.”

    “What kind of paint?”

    “Oil paint.”

    “That’s it?”

    “That’s it.”

    “And I never have to hear about this stupid dress again?”

    “Never.”

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    Comments

    1. i’ve been reading this story from the beginning and i gotta say that this has been probably the most entertaining Spashley story i’ve ever come across on this site. brilliant. its smart, well-written, great humor, great storyline and plot. i find myself frequently checking for updates. addictive. great work, please keep ’em coming.

    2. okay so im about to watch the premire AGAIN i livre in cali so it came on at 6pm and now at 8:30pm but this was great i loved it pms please i think they are doing well geting better and everything :)

    3. I want more enough said na I’ll say more grew update and yea santas balls cracked me up I love the movie thelma and louise I think I’m going to go watch it now but I want more pms asap

    4. HAHAHAHAHA dude that was awesome! i can’t believe spence actually feels bad about hurting ash…. finally! progress! and yea santa’s balls, that was hysterical. seeing as how i just watched the premiere reading this has completed my night so thank you! please pms!

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