“Whoa! When did this get here?!” he asked. “Edward, you idiot! We’ve been here for 1 minute. You’ve been standing there by the door looking like an idiot. Which I guess you are one since I called you one….” I said. He stared at me. “you called me an idiot? How could you!” Edward said, sadly. “well, ya. But if you join the game, I won’t call you an idiot anymore!” I said, pulling him towards us until he was standing right in front of us.

“okay!” Edward said, jumping on top of us. “Help! Can’t….breath!” Bella managed to say. Edward then realized Bella was at the bottom of the pile. “oh. Sorry bella,” he said. He started to get off, but Emmett managed to make a rope out of his arms and out it around Eddie.

Edward gave up on trying to get off and just lied there, looking like the idiot I had called him. ((Btw, I have NOTHING against Edward. He rocks! I’m just trying to make this funny, so I’m making everyone act nothing like they usually would))

“so….I’m bored,” Emmett said. “how about putting us back in the story?!” Brightheart meowed. “right!” I said. There was 10 seconds of silence. “I thought you were gonna put us in!” Brightheart complained. “well, you have to think of it yourself!” Rosalie shouted at them. “okay, okay. Fine.”

While the cats were thinking, Carlisle comes home and finds a pile of vampire cats, vampires, and one little human. “Hi Edward, Jazz, Emmett, Rose, Esme, Alice, bunch of kitties with makeup on, and Bella who’s suffocating at the bottom. oh my gosh! Why is Bella at the bottom?! You should’ve put Emmett down there…” Carlisle said. “oh, thanks a lot! I thought you were nice!” Emmett said, sadly. “I am nice!” Carlisle said, looking innocent. Emmett just glared at him.

“I want Bella to live, but I wanna keep playing. Now what should I choose…” Edward said. “play game!” Emmett shouted. “I agree,” jazz agreed. ((lol)) “me too,” rose said. “us too,” the little itty bitty kitties agreed. “you idiots!” I shouted, while pushing all of them off me. Bella just stayed on the ground, breathing heavily.

“I know what we’re going to do!” Brightheart suddenly shouted. Suddenly, a bunch of other kitties came charging through the doors. “holy crow!” bella shouted, while she pushed off the ground and ran to the couch to read Emmett’s comic book. Emmett growled. “put down my comic book, or else Eddie gets hurt,” Emmett threatened, while holding Edward. “No! not Eddie!” Bella shouted.