APOV (Alice): it was the day after Bella made herself a vegetarian. I was bringing all the she-cats over to my house and we were going to kidnap Bella and give her a makeover. Jasper, Rosalie, Emmett, and Edward were gone hunting at the time, and Carlisle was working at the hospital. Carlisle, Esme, and me had gone hunting already and I was bored. Esme was going to help me. We snuck off to the meadow and saw brightheart waiting with the other cats.

“alright! I’ll take you to our house and then Esme and I will go kidnap Bella!” I said cheerfully. “yay!” Brightheart shouted. The cats followed quickly through the forest and they all squeezed into my yellow Porsche which I thought was the best gift Edward ever gave me. I drove home quickly, dropping off the cats. Esme told them not to ruin the house, or they’d be in trouble.

We drove, after the cats agreed not to wreck the house, to Bella’s house and slipped into her room. Esme hid in bella’s closet and I hid under her bed. I waited for bella to come in. we waited for about five minutes, and then we got lucky. She walked into the room and stood in front of her bed.

My hands shot out from under the bed and got a firm grip on Bella’s ankle. I pulled her under the bed. “if I’m going to kidnap you, I’m going to do this the right way,” I said. She gasped. “no! not a makeover!” Bella said frantically. She pretended to faint, and before she could run away, I tied her hands together and put duck tape over her mouth.

“last time I did it the wrong way. I just asked Charlie if you could sleep over. Isn’t it fun to be kidnapped the real way?” I said enthusiastically. Bella glared at me and hopped over to me. She tried bumping into me, but she hit her closet door, opening it and esme came running out catching air.

I chuckled and Esme and I sneaked out carrying Bella. I put her in the backseat and I drove 100 mph. she sat silently, glaring at me the whole time which was only about 1 minute or less.