“Major Whitlock, sir!” he play-shouted in that small voice

“Yes, soldier?” the deep voice asked.

“We're losing men like crazy out there! We can't even find the bodies!” the small voice said, panic easily detected.

“Soldier. My men do not surrender in war. To die in this battle is to die an honorable death, so get out there and fight!” the deep voice boomed authoritatively.

He made the little soldier pretend to salute him and smiled to himself. He remembered how empowered he had felt when he was in charge in his war. He continued to make the soldiers fight until all but two were missing in the mass of bubbles.

“Sir! We did it, sir! We won the war!” the small voice said, as he made the little soldiers dance and jump around.

“I knew you could do it men.” he said in that deep voice before laying them down on the floating boats, and laying back in the tub.

Ahh I remember what it felt like to battle in the civil war. Hell, even fighting in the newborn wars was exhilarating. What I wouldn't give to be involved in another tactical fight. Maybe we can do something to provoke the wolves. He thought, chuckling to himself.

He knew he couldn't really provoke the wolves without ticking off his entire family. Plus, he didn't even know if they were still there. Edward had told him about the earlier generation, but they didn't know anything about the present situation, nor were they allowed to cross the sacred boundary in order to find out.

Collecting all the toy soldiers off the bottom of the tub, he piled them back into the chest, turned the jets on full blast, and leaned back into the water.

Oh, how I love the tub. He thought before letting out a contented sigh.

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A/N: Woot. Got Jasper done. I just figured he'd be the kind to use his toys as an escape to an old reality. He was in a few wars, so why not have war toys? It's only logical lol. Next is Edward, then Alice. For the last time, this is Pre-Twilight, so there is no Bella. I'm still deciding whether or not I will bring in the idea of her or something, but she will not have a chapter of her own. I only meant for this to be a Cullen Kids thing. If you couldn't tell, which it's kind of hard to, the stories are going progressively. Emmett was the summer before his Junior year in Forks. Rosalie was during her Junior year in Forks. Jasper is summer before his Senior Year in Forks. The next two will take place during the time just before Twilight, but again, Bella will not have a chapter of her own and may or may not only make a brief appearance. Thanks for the wonderful response to this very random story. IWYF will be updated very soon. It's only got about a paragraph or two left until it is done, so be on the lookout for that. I'm trying very hard to get TAOOD updated soon, as well. I really hope by the end of this month, I can get it updated. Thanks for reading, now it'd be great if you took a little time to review Thanks a lot!

-DL