Title: Splish Splash, I Was Taking A Bath

Chapter 3: Jasper: G.I. Joes is Serious Business

Rating: T

Summary: Bubble baths with the Cullens. What crazy and ridiculous things could the Cullens be up to in a bubble bath? Read and find out! A collection of short stories of bath times.

Type: Canon, Vampires, Slightly OOC.

Disclaimer: Obviously, I own nothing, but if I did, I would definitely own bath time with the Cullen men

A/N: Jasper is such an interesting character. He always seems so uptight, I decided to give him some relaxation time and a little bit of fun. Hope you like! Enjoy ( I can totally imagine the different voices haha)

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“Rosalie and I are going shopping. We'll be back in an hour.” Alice told Jasper before she kissed him goodbye and skipped out the door with Rosalie in tow.

“Bye.” he said before turning and going up the stairs.

He rubbed his hands together in a mischievous manner. He ran swiftly up the stairs, knowing exactly what he would be doing during this fine summer day.

He snuck into the bathroom he shared with Alice and reached in the back of his favorite cabinet. He grabbed a small chest and pulled it out. His eyes lit up with delight once he pulled the key to the chest out of his front pocket.

Once he opened the chest, he could gaze down excitedly at all the toy soldiers and ships and poured them haphazardly into the tub. He started to fill the tub with warm water and bubbles, then flipped on the jets. Alice always did love a jacuzzi tub.

The tub was soon filled and he climbed in, putting on a serious demeanor.

“Alright men. This is serious business. We are fighting a war. Are you ready?” he asked the small red soldiers he was holding, in a deep voice.

“Yes, sir.” he replied to himself in a smaller voice.

He did a whisper-shout battle cry and made the little soldiers rush towards the green soldiers floating on a nearby boat. The toys were flung around the bath, some drowning in a sea of bubbles. He made booms and crashes and other assorted noises while he played pretend battle. He brought one of the little red guys back.