Sex Education With Emmett

“Bella.” Emmett looked me in the eye as he said this. He was ‘babysitting’ while Edward went hunting with the rest of his family. I stared at him over a book that I was reading.

I nodded. “Yeah, Emmett?”

“We need to talk.” He sat next to me on the couch.

I closed the book, putting the bookmark to mark my place; I set the book on the coffee table in front of us and turned back to Emmett. “What do you we need to talk about, Emmett?” I was feeling a little awkward.

“You and Edward’s wedding day is getting close…” He let his voice trail. I rolled my eyes; I hated being reminded that I was soon going to be a bride. “Now usually I don’t bud into other people’s business.”

My eyes widened. “Since when?” I almost yelled. Emmett was the snoopiest vampire I knew.

“That’s not the point. What I’m trying to get at is that sex between vampires are different than sex betw-“ I didn’t let him finish.

“We’re not having this conversation!” I screamed throwing my hands over my head. I made movement to get off the couch but Emmett grabbed my wrist and held me down. I stared at him with wide eyes.

“I’ll tie you down if I have to.” He told me. I wasn’t sure if he was joking or actually being serious. I opened my mouth to protest, but he held up his index finger. “I have duct tape to.”

I pushed my head into my hands. When was Edward going to get home? I looked back at Emmett. He was making himself comfortable on the couch. He stretched out his legs and put his arms on the back of the couch.

“Now, as you may know sex is a beautiful thing that should only be shared with people that love each other…or in Jasper’s case three beautiful vampire vixens that-“ I shot him a look that told him to stop there. He stopped and laughed. “This is going to be great.”

I groaned. “Can we speed this up?” I asked.

He laughed again and propped his feet on the coffee table. “OK, three rules of sex with vampires.”

“Vampire.” I corrected.