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    Desperate Housedykes 3.05 – JadedRogue/Janet Marie

    Story written on January 17, 2006 by TheLWankers.
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    Story Shortlink: https://assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=59080
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    Setting up the Girls to help Bette on her … mission… JadedRogue/Janet Marie

    Greetings and Welcome to the house of Wank. Some of you may know us, some of you may not. We are the Wankers, meaning we make fun of the L Word. In an all around good humor way we do things to them that only we can think of and then the writers of the show steal them from us

    We’ve written many things and we have decided to wank season 3.  The rules are well.. THERE are no rules! Just be funny, or dramatic or way out there or whatever! Want vampires on the show, some of us have done it, want car chases? Did it. E in the burgers? Did it. Jenny fucking herself silly in the back of Bette’s car with a dildo. WE did it! Crashing the mini? We did it! Kill someone off. We did it! Make Jenny normal well, we are only so good

    At the moment the Wankers are thin in the ranks, so we are opening up the doors and throwing down the gauntlet. If you think you have what it takes to be a wanker, of if you think you can drive the rest of us to the brink of utter insanity, please email us at katey471@yahoo.com or jmgrogue@yahoo.com and we’ll put YOU in the line up!      





    Desperate Housedykes Part 5 – JadedRogue/Janet     Marie

     

     

     

                “So you want to clean out your Karma closet?”  Helena asked Bette once she’d emerged from the steaming hot shower.  Tina seemed in good spirits, flirting with Helena it seemed and Bette steamed at the thought of them fucking.  God that must have been a sight  Bette thought, then she thought, Wait a minute, she’s seen Tina naked in the last year, and I haven’t!   Alice was in the kitchen, her Ipod on her hips dancing around the small kitchen.  Alice was singing.

     

                “Giddy up baby, give me all that you’ve got – baby don’t stop”  Alice gyrated her hips and opened a bottle of pills, dumping half of its contents into her open mouth.  Chewing and swallowing. 

     

                “Yeah what is Alice doing?”  Bette asked oddly and Tina cocked an eyebrow.  Looks like she is cooking and dancing Bette, but that would be to obvious an answer for an Ivy League graduate, wouldn’t it?

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    3. Bette blinked, wondering if she had a tank of helium stuck up her ass. She also needed a haircut. Bette groaned; leave it to Jenny to find a butch dyke with a high pitched voice….my sentiments exactly!!

    4. Tha PAIN! Tha HORROR! Tha absolute INSANITY! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!! My abs are hurting from laughing so fucking hard. You guys ROCK!!!WARNING: Do not read while you eat! You’ll be shitting outta your nose! LMFAO!

    5. ROFLOL, too funny!! “Bette wondered if she had enough duct tape to tape them all down, Tina included.” Helena in the circle, but still hating the queen…what’s up with that? “Baby looked more like Bette than it did her.” I am glad that I am not the only that thought Tina seems disconnected from the baby. We need the humor so please keep going.

    7. Oh no….I thought I saw traces of the Jaded ROgue in there…I’m not ready for this!….I need atleast 3 months advance notice so I can go into bootcamp training mode…..**locking myself in underground fall out shelter**

    8. Ya’ll are so darn funny.Alice is wackie with out pill.How did Helena get in this mess. Tina doe seems to be disconnected from the baby. Bette has her in her arms more than Tina does. Jenny G/F well she like a lot to be desired Thanks for taking your time and your wit to post thanks bvh

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