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    You Have Got to be Kidding Me Chapter 3

    Story written on April 2, 2009 by k12foru.
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    Number of Comments: 19
    Words: 2755
    Story Shortlink: https://assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=73059
    Author Notes:

    T & B Story

     

    Bette: Oh okay

     

    Tina: So

     

    Bette: So care for a strawberry smoothie or something else maybe.

     

    Tina: Yes I think I will have a strawberry smoothie.

     

    Bette gets up from the table and stating, “coming right up madam.”

     

    Tina watches the mocha woman in awe of her flawless stride and backside.

     

    Bette strolls back to the table after ordering and collecting she and Tina’s smoothies.

     

    Bette: Here you are.

     

    Tina softly replies, “thanks.”

     

    Bette sat across from Tina with her legs crossed and hands clasped together. When she looked in Tina’s eyes she smoothly picked up her smoothie and looked away.

     

    Bette: So, tell me about your day so far.

     

    Tina:  It’s great now that I have seen you.

     

    Bette: Oh, I bet you say that to all the girls.

     

    Tina: I am guilty.

     

    Bette and Tina both start laughing.

     

    Tina: No really I am happy to see you and to answer your question I had a headache from talking with one Ms. Jenny Schecter before you came.

     

    Bette: Oh

     

    Tina: Yeah she has this crazy movie idea and now believes that because I turned her movie idea down that I am just jealous. She is one crazy lady.

     

    Bette: Wow she does sound crazy or at least in denial about her movie idea.

     

    Tina: Yeah

     

    Tina cell phone rings, it’s the office.

     

    Tina: Bette please excuse me while I answer this. Tina gets up from the table.

     

     Bette: Of course

     

    Tina: I will just be a moment

     

    Bette: No problem.

     

    Tina answers her phone

     

    Tina: Johnny not now, I am in the middle of something.

     

    Johnny: What, girl I thought I was saving from Jenny’s non-stop talk about her crazy movie idea.

     

    Tina: No Johnny, Jenny left.

     

    Johnny: Oh, so who are you with now?

     

    “Umm, a new client,” Tina lied.

     

    Johnny: Do I know the name of this client because I don’t remember scheduling any new client for you to see today?

     

    Tina: No Johnny this client only wants to deal with me directly.

     

    Johnny was skeptical but gave Tina the benefit of the doubt.

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    2. ok. pardon my crassness, but definitely WTF???? am lovin’ this story with a new twist, and cant wait to read more. thanks for taking the time to share with us.

    5. WTF. .didn´t see than one coming. Interesting turn you made there. Wonder how Bette is going to break that one to Tina . . Fly away with me???

    11. I agree with Lady in the dark….WFT and Lol….really did make me chuckle!! Wow, what a twist; a new twist i may add for me! Looking forward to the update! PPS

    12. OMG OMG OMG (SHOCKED)ok I am calming down, what a wonderful idea theirr own child without a third party intervention???? This s my dream lol. Can I go there? Tell me how to please.Brillant absolutly great.Please please do continue this.

    14. You have got to be F***ing kidding me. Can Jenny be right about aliens pretending to be humans. This is so weird, but funny. I’d like to see what happens or is this Bette’s nightmare. Post soon. I need to know……

    16. Wow this is a great concept. Bette should tell her mom she wants to stay on earth or if it is possible ask Tina to go home with her. After she explaines herself that is. PS

    19. WTF!?! that, followed by uncontrolled laughing, is what happened when i read the end of that. it’s great but so did not see that coming lol just…wow…lol

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