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You Have Got to be Kidding Me Ch. 16
Previously
Alice fully back in the interrogation mode and walks ahead of Bette and
Tina: Lets go in ladies shall we.
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Bette and Tina both entered Alice’s apartment.
Bette began to wring her hands.
Alice: Hey guys want to sit at the kitchen table.
Bette and Tina: Sure.
Alice takes a mental note of their synchronized reply.
The three ladies enter the kitchen.
Alice: Coffee, tea, juice, soda anyone.
Bette: I’ll have a chocolate strawberry slurpee.
Before Alice could reply
Tina arched her eyebrow at Bette.
Bette mouths to Tina: What?
“We’ll both have tea Al, thanks,” Tina raising both her eyebrows to communicate with Bette.
Alice just watched the exchanged and thought oh brother Tina is in more trouble than I thought and so is Bette.
Alice prepared the tea and sat at the table with the ladies.
To start the conversation Alice first talked to Bette and Tina about how her day went at work. Alice then provided some trivial information about herself to Bette in the hopes Bette would provide some information in return. However Bette just waited with baited breath on Alice’s next words.
Okay go to plan B Alice thought to herself.
Alice: So Bette just how did you get Tina pregnant?
Tina: Alice!
Alice: What I’m curious. I’m dying to know the answer.
Tina clinched her jaws and gave Alice a stare that would be considered illegal in most states.
Alice backed down.
Bette put her hands together on the table and held her head down briefly.
Bette: Tee it’s okay. I’m a big girl. I can handle the question.
Tina: but can I?
Bette looked confused: What do you mean?
Tina: Bette we don’t need to tell Alice anything about our sex life. It’s not any of her business.
Alice: Okay so now I know part of the answer but how?
Bette: Well I’m from a planet of an all female race and we mate with each other and reproduce.
Alice: How is this possible and why has the government never found your planet.
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(42 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5)
hey I’m FIRST!!! LOVE LOVE YOUR STORY SO GOOD YOU DECIDE TO CONTINUE IT? I THOUGHT THAT YOU WILL NOT?..IT’S TOO LONG?…SO IS THIS THE FIRST OF THE MANY CHAPTERS TO COME?.HEHEHEHEH
So good to see another chapter of this story. Can hardly wait to hear the next question out of Alices’ mouth. Will she ask Bette what she looks like as an alien instead of blending in as a human and will Bette tell her? lol
Alice, will be Alice. She will drive any one crazy with her questions and putting her nose into others’ business.
Kisses for you,glad you are back.
Hey k12foru, good to see you again my friend, miss your story. This is good and funny and now what Alice is up too. Please post more, thanks!
Alice in alien surroundings… she´s gonna have a blast. Good to see you´re back.
Glad you are back, have missed this story
love alice… where would any story be with out her… and now will bette answer her questions with out tina… waiting to find out… pps
Thank you for updating. I have missed this story. Great update. Got to love alice.