LesFan

Lesbian Fan Social Network

    Fan Fiction

    This story has been set to a rating of R. Age verification is required to proceed.

    Age Verification

    I am years of age as of today, October 28, 2026

    Enter your current age into the field provide above. Stories with a rating of R or NC-17 may contain material not suitable for children. LesFan requires that all individuals wishing to read these stories confirm they are of at least 17 years of age. LesFan uses the MPAA rating labeling system for all stories.

    LesFan will also make a best attempt to filter profane words in stories that are not rated R or NC-17 unless the individual confirms they are of at least 17 years of age.

    LesFan uses the following rating scale for stories.






    Submit

    Wouldn’t You Like to Be a Jelly Too?

    Story written on October 29, 2006 by Lamentamini.
     Login to add story to favorites
     Login to add author to favorites
    1 vote, average: 2.00 out of 51 vote, average: 2.00 out of 51 vote, average: 2.00 out of 51 vote, average: 2.00 out of 51 vote, average: 2.00 out of 5 (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
    You need to be a registered member to rate this post.     Loading ... Loading ...
    Genre(s):
    Rating:
    fanfiction(s):
    Character(s): , , , , , ,
    Number of Comments: 21
    Words: 3221
    Story Shortlink: https://assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=63042
    Author Notes:

    Kinda/sorta Halloween (for arkaycee)

    PERRRRRAVACOTIVE POSING!
    PERRRRRAVACOTIVE POSING!
    pat-im a pitty pat- and i boop be boop babba boop boop boop
    CAT, I’m a kitty cat, and I meow meow meow, and i meow meow meow
    CAT, I’m a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance, and I Dance Dance Dance x2

    CAT, I’m a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance, and I Dance Dance Dance

    Helena and Jenny went to the dancefloor and began dancing about like two cute cats. Somewhere in the middle they really were doing some provocative posing and feeling up each other. Of course the crowd loved this spectacle.

    "So much for Mama and Baby," Shane smirked.

    Alice looked over at Bette and Tina and wiped the drool from their chins.

    It’s peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time

    "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Shane that’s us!" Alice screamed and dragged Shane to the dancefloor.

    (Chorus:)
    Where he at 4x
    There he go 4x
    Peanut butter jelly 4x
    Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,
    Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat 2x

    (Chorus)

    Now, break it down and freeze 4x

    (Chorus)

    Now tic tac toe (uh-huh)
    Tic tac toe (let’s go)
    Tic tac toe (you got it)
    Tic tac toe (let’s ride)

    (Chorus)

    Now, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your style 2x

    Where he at 4x
    There he go 4x

    Shane was soing the peanut butter side to side dance while Alice was doing the jiggling jelly dance. Kit was in the background dancing like the banana from the video. Tina was laughing her ass off at her friends while Bette stood there emotionless. Something came over her as she listened to the music. Finally she made her move.

    "Oh fuck it!" Bette ran onto the dancefloor and began doing the jelly jiggle. The crowd went wild as the Lesbian Jedi of West Hollywood got her groove on. Tina stood on the sidelines with her jaw nearly touching the floor. She had never seen this side of Bette.

    "Come on, T! It’s fun!" Bette yelled then grabbed Tina’s hand and pulling her onto the dancefloor.

    "Oh my God, Porter! You were a total closet jelly all this time?" Alice asked as she caught her breath.

    "Well…yeah okay I was." Bette blushed and looked at Tina. "I do it as a means of chilling out after a stressful day at work." The words rushed out of her mouth.

    "Well, babe," Tina kissed Bette’s lips. "You just keep on being a jelly because you jiggle in allllllllllllll the right places."

    "And you’ll be my peanut butter, right?" Bette asked with a shy smile.

    "You know it!"

    Bette and Tina joined in the dance with Tina being peanut butter and Bette dancing right up behind her as jelly. Not surprisingly, the dancing caused them to become quite horny. Tina quickly turned around and groped Bette’s ass.

    "T?"

    "Raincheck."

    Bette kissed Tina’s nose. "Gotcha."

    Tina and Bette slid and jiggled out of The Planet into the night without anyone even noticing.

    Page 7 of 7« First‹ Previous567
    «
    FF Main Page
    »

    Comments

    3. I am going to have those songs in my head all day and will probably dream about them too! Wonderful! Great chapter – really made me smile. But hey what about a mention for the good old llama song eh? I once sang it to a whole field of llamas. When I sing to the badgers they just lollop off. Oh and did you know that the badgers near me just love peanut butter sandwiches – coincidence?

    4. Aw, Lament–I’m touched! And giggling hysterically! I could see it all! I knew you could do something really wacky with those idea fragments, and you truly delivered! Never would have guessed those three actually being dressed as “Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat”! Thanks, Grasshopper–and congrats on your challenge win! Well-deserved, to be sure!

    6. LOL..i had to go and check-out those videos for true appreciation..not that i get the whole thing but can somewhat get the gist of it. At least Angie didn’t go with “Baby Got Back” like Ross/Rachel’s kid.haha.

    7. okay, i have no idea what was going on in this story but it was hilarious…damn i have so much to learn to pretend to be an educated american and not clueless russian LOL

    11. Oh damn Lament this is so fucing funny and love the way you put the gang in fun time and so happy. Love this chapter and Im going to check those videos out, thanks Lament and Arkaycee and see you guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Leave a Reply