Chapter 18

“Oh *****!” Bette jumped out of bed. “We only have about fifteen minutes before everyone arrives. Come on Tina…we better get ready.”

“Well, you know Bette – we did have an hour – but you just couldn’t keep your hands, your mouth, your tongue, or anything else to yourself..” Tina found some amusement in the fact that they now had to race the clock to get ready.

“Oh my God – we don’t even have time to take showers. We’ve been fooling around all day – ***** – do you think anyone will notice?” Bette was genuinely worried.

“Well – if they do – so what – they all know we can’t keep our hands off one another. They will probably assume that we’ve been doing it all day anyway!”

Tina got out of bed and started to look for something to wear. She quickly got dressed.

A few moments later, Bette and Tina met in the bathroom. Tina brushed her teeth while Bette attempted to make herself look presentable – her definition of presentable – not Tina’s definition.

“Hey Baby you’re beautiful – forget the makeup – you don’t need it.”

“Yeah T..ok – I guess if they figure it out it doesn’t matter anyway. They’ll all just be jealous.”

“Yeah jealous!” Tina slapped Bette on the *****.

“Ok – I guess I’ll go start up the barbeque.” The barbeque was actually one form of cooking that Bette was good at. Tina held her tongue – she could have commented but she didn’t.

“Ok Babe – I’ll meet you out there! Oh and Bette – I love you!”

“I love you too Tina.”


Dana, Alice and Shane all arrived on time.

The first thing out of Alice’s mouth was, “So what did you two do all day? Hmmm!?”

Bette thought she was going to die – somehow Alice always picked up on things like this. She didn’t miss anything.

Tina smiled at Alice and said, “We spent the day in bed – now shut up!”

Alice shot a knowing wink at Bette – she knew it would get to her – and she was right.

Bette – making the decision to get back at Alice for her uncanny ability to ‘be in the know’, stared at Alice – licked her lips seductively and winked back at her and smiled wickedly.

“Well, Ms. Porter – I do believe that you have a – oh never mind.”

“What Alice? What were you going to say?” Bette really wanted to know.

“I was going to say – a real thing for pregnant ladies – I never would have guessed.”

“Yeah – she is kind of insatiable these days!” Tina smiled at Bette.

“TINA – jeez – is nothing sacred?” Bette couldn’t help but smile back at Tina.

Shane chimed in, “Nope nothing’s sacred. Hey – speaking of sacred – how’s our cute little heffer doing? Tina – you look absolutely beautiful – how are you feeling? Tina smiled at Shane – she knew that Shane really thought she was beautiful. “I feel great!”

Out of the blue Dana asked, “What are you guys talking about?” Dana had a totally clueless look on her face.

“Earth to Dana!” Alice playfully knocked on Dana’s head, “Get with the program here!”

Alice leaned over and gave Dana a quick kiss on the lips. She realized what she’d done – gritting her teeth she said – “Oh *****!”

Tina looked at the two of them – “My…my…my – what have we here? Do you two lock lips often – or just when you visit us?”

Dana looked embarrassed. Then she blurted out, as only Dana would do, ” Ok…ok…ok – we’re dating!”

Bette couldn’t pass up the opportunity to stick it to Alice – “So, here you are picking on me. So – what did you two do all day Alice? Hmmmm? Come on now – you can tell us.”

“Ok…ok…ok…we spent the day in bed – now shut up!”

Bette turned to Dana – “And you, Ms. Fairbanks – you sly one you. Were you showing Alice your moves?”

Dana was blushing – Bette decided not to pick on her, “I’m really happy for you guys!”

Tina followed with, “I am too!”

Shane winked at Alice and said, “Yeah me three!”

Tina added – “The babies are happy for you too!”

Now all eyes were on Tina. “What…What? Ok – go ahead – you can touch it.” Six hands immediately flew to Tina’s belly. Dylan and Taylor made everyone happy by practicing their place kicking.

“Oh my God you guys -that is so awesome!” Shane had tears in her eyes. She whispered to the babies – “I’m your aunt Shane – I’m the fun one.”

Alice rolled her eyes and whispered to the babies – “I’m your aunt Alice -your aunt Shane is full of ***** – I’m the fun one!”

“Hey babies – I’m your auntie Dana – I can’t wait to meet you. You know what – neither one of them is very fun!”


The group moved outside and sat at the table by the pool.

Bette and Tina looked at their friends and smiled.

Tina began – “Well, you know we really love you guys – we hope you know that.”

Alice muttered to herself – “Oh boy – here it comes!”

Bette continued, looking Dana square in the eyes – “LOVE YOU!”

Shane thought out loud, “We deserve this!”

Tina looked at Shane and said, “Excuse me?”

Shane explained, “About that intervention thing – we were wrong to do that to you guys – you’re obviously far from boring. You’re something like those little pink bunnies with the drums. And even if you were boring – who are we to judge you? I want to apologize.” Alice and Dana nodded in agreement. Shane added, “I can only hope that someday I’ll have what you do.”

“Thanks guys! – We were looking forward to blasting you – but we appreciate your support.” Tina winked at Shane.

They all shared a peaceful dinner. Tina was tired – so they called it an early night! BORING!

Bette and Tina settled into bed. Bette really wanted Tina, but Tina said she was tired and really needed to get some sleep.

When Bette saw that Tina was asleep, she quietly moved her hand between her legs – her other hand to her breast. She began to slide her fingers in and out of herself. She pinched her nipple. She thought about how she and Tina had made love only hours before. She was so filled with desire. Her breathing became heavy as her excitement mounted.

Suddenly, Tina rolled over in her sleep and her hand came to rest across Bette’s chest. Bette stopped what she was doing so she wouldn’t awaken Tina.

Bette heard a whisper, “Don’t stop baby.”

“Tina, I thought you were sleeping.”

“I’m not now Babe. I want you to keep doing what you were doing…please.”

“God Tina – I don’t know – I feel kind of funny being watched.”

“No Babe – you’re so *****. I want you to keep going – I want to be here with you. I want to watch you.”

Bette slid her hand back down her body – she continued where she left off.

Tina stared into Bette’s eyes and moved her hand up to caress her hair.

“I love you Babe – keep going – why don’t you go a little faster.”

“Play with your nipples – pinch them – tease them.”

Bette’s breathing became heavier. Her back arched.

“God Tina!”

“Bette -pretend that my lips are on you – I’m sucking you -my tongue is inside you – you taste so good Baby!

Tina continued to stare into Bette’s eyes and run her fingers through her hair.

“Tina…I’m…”

“Keep going Babe – come on – you’re almost there!”

Bette stared into Tina’s eyes as she came – her body trembled.

“Thank you Tina.”

“For what?”

“Just for being here with me. I love you.”

They continued to stare into each others eyes and they both eventually drifted off to sleep – with Tina’s hand resting on Bette’s head where she had been stroking her hair.