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    Who am I? But more importantly who the fuck are you?

    Story written on February 13, 2005 by LadyBeige.
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    Number of Comments: 15
    Words: 1805
    Story Shortlink: https://assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=52077
    Author Notes:

    A sick twisted little story about Alice and Dana (I’ll lie to you and tell you its about Bette and Tina if it will get you to read it)

    DANA! Alice yelled. Half in confusion half in disbelief and half in relief (maths was always my strong point count the 1/2s)

    It would appear so was the cool reply.

    Alice felt a little more of the confusion and a big twinge of fear. There was something in Danas voice which she had never heard before. It was cold.

    Wha whats going on? Alice stammered, suddenly once again very aware of the fact that there were two men with guns pointed at her.

    Always asking the big questions arent you dearest? replied Dana with certain playfulness, the playfulness of a cat toying with its prey.

    Alice, your question can be answered in two parts Dana continued As essentially what your asking is two questions

    Alice let out a little sound halfway between a gasp and a whimper. She had never heard Dana use cool logic before

    You are asking why you are here and what the ***** is Dana doing here Dana let out a small laugh that cut through the air. She clicked across the room sliding out the chair on the opposite side of the table to Alice, showing more coordination then Alice had ever seen.

    Both are simply answered yet your comprehension might not be so simple Dana said in a patronising tone.

    Alice simply sat there her mouth agape.

    Dana leaned over and pushed up her bottom jaw you look like a fish darling she stated.
    Alice, I will be honest, despite what you think I do not like you. I find you arrogant yet stupid, annoying and boorish. That said you had never done anything to jeopardise my position and you have helped complete my cover. Well until now. Honey I am what most people would refer to as a mob princess. A lady of crime. Hah, princess. What princess as to spend her time leading a life that she hates so that her enemies will never find her? Dana spat, clearly bitter they should know Im the best

    Alices mouth fell open once more. She couldnt believe what Dana was saying it made no sense. There was no way the Dana she knew and loved was the person in front of her. Alice felt sick again.

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    1. You remained true to the actual story line and added a twisted spin that is clearly your own. Please continue with it. It’s kinda funny…Dana as a le femme nikita…nice.

    3. People get hostile when you deviate from the norm, but its no fun if everyone writes the same shit over an over. Keep on truckin, and lay off the golf if you suck so bad…lol jp. Dana is truly crazy and i love it!

    4. Ah, I know what your diabolical plot was—it was to get everyone commenting! Ooh!

      Okay, in all seriousness, I had a little trouble suspending my disbelief with the basic premise, but I do like the way you incorporated the canon storyline, and I think your writing style is fine.

      I’m kinda looking forward to an update on your other story though.

    8. oooooh *rubs hands together in an evil Mr Burns kinda way*, Is it bad of me to like this Dana a tad more than the “real” one?? Cant wait for the next installment!

    9. Calm down ladies!, I’m a big danish fan and it was painful read this, but wildtouch is right this is fanfiction. Anyway it could be possible that the gun was empty :P

    11. Our dear sweet Dana a mobster? and she shoot Alice. Tinta we dont mind but Alice. sicko Let see some more before we throw rock at you for hurting Alice. thanks

    12. definately a side to dana we havent seen! keep goin if you wanna! there’s nothin wrong with your writing just some ppl obviously object to the subject. dont listen! i think its a funny twist.

    13. OMG…IT’S DANA ANGELINA FAIRBANKS….I HAPPEN TO LIKE THIS TWIST VERY MUCH….I THINK THE NEGATIVE COMMENTERS COULD HAVE BEEN ALOT LESS CRUDE….IT IS POSSIBLE TO LEAVE A NEGATIVE COMMENT WITHOUT ALL OF THE SLASHIN….

    14. Hey I like reading different things…you can’t read the same B&T, A&D stuff all day, so keep going if that’s what you want to do…as for the ignorant comments? fuck them, they didn’t have the balls to use their real names

    15. Ok i just read your story.. WHY OH WHY are there so many rude comments? Well i really want to know where this is going.. please continue.. i mean i’ll go on to your second chapter now…

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