“Don’t even think about it Al.”

“Ok Ok god Porter aren’t people supposed to mellow by the time they get to your ripe old age.”

Just the look that she gave me was enough to send me back to where the rest of the group were waiting while Rachel spoke to Bette and Tina. Then they walked over to where we were all patiently (Yeah right) waiting for them.

“Ok Alice breath before you burst I’m gonna tell you what happened.”

It was all I could do not to jump in the air and scream yippee for once I was being told without having to pull the truth.

“Well only if you want Rachel I just hope that it is nothing serious is all.”

There see if they just tell me I can be way more sensitive. Just ask my kids they learned a long time ago that if you just tell me stuff straight up I would leave you alone.

————–Shane————-

I could see the grins on everyone’s faces as Alice tried to act like she couldn’t care less. I had helped fish the phone out of the engine so now we were all ready to go get Andy. All that remained was to find out where she was. I have never seen anyone blush so much as Rachel did as she began to speak.

The first attempt was not good and she just stammered and made no sense so I walked over and put a hand on her shoulder as Bette tried to reassure her.

“Come on Rach I sure it can’t have been any worse than what we all did in our day just take a deep breath.”

She looked up and though she was still extremely red I could see that at least she was smiling. I have to say even I was a little shocked by how much trouble they had managed to land themselves in the few hours since we had all parted company.

“Well we were, you know, well on the way to Peggy’s and I wanted to do something ermmmmm well shall I say nice for her after all she has done for me in the last week. So I pretended I heard a sound in the engine and pulled of the road to take a look. As she was leaning over I kinda, well ermm you know ermm took advantage of her. See it would have been ok only at some point she dropped her phone and then we didn’t hear the police officer till it was to late and then she couldn’t cover up quick enough and tripped over with her ***** in the air and her pants round her ankles. And then I think I pissed him off when he questioned us so he arrested her for indecent exposure so she is at the police station and we need to go get her.”