Cake – Sheep Go To Heaven
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Preperations are being made and she’s going to be ready to meet the enemy head on.  The call has been sent out.  The media has been alerted.  The pundits are ready to pounce and exploit.  The protestors are ready to meet the enemy head on in Philadelphia.  Organizing a head on collision such as this isn’t always easy, but when you’re Faye Buckley, there’s a certain drive to make it work.  The World of Family Values has been attacked and this time, the perpetrator is Sharon Fairbanks.  As she hangs up the phone at the end putting the finishing touches on the organization of getting things in place, she wonders how Hillary Clinton can stick with a husband who lies to her and an entire country, but Sharon can’t make it past one moment of indecision by Irwin.  It annoys her and in her mind, makes her and her allies in the crazy mental war between Right and Left feel betrayed.  What did Sharon do to drive Irwin to such madness?  Is there an even deeper drive to this whole thing?  Perhaps.  Either way…Faye knows about the publicized bus trek from West Hollywood to Philadelphia.  While the bus treks cross country, she and her cohorts will make good use of the airwaves, attacking Sharon for “exploiting” the death of her daughter while tearing her family apart for political gain.  Sure…it could be bullshit and it could just be business as usual as the pundits of both sides prepare for another battle that amuses and impresses only themselves.  This time however, there’s a sense of personal feeling.  That feeling is one Faye keeps to herself, because really why complicate things?  There’s a cause to rally around and a war to rage.  The personal stuff can be thought about later in the aftermath, alone.

While Faye contemplates the strategy that will get her prominent facetime on the major news networks, the would-be ex-husband of Sharon sits on a couch and talks about a broken relationship and a broken family.

Irwin: Again, this is all being said with confidentiality, correct?

It’s a situation that psychiaritrist Dan Foxworthy’s used to.  Someone prominent or famous needs help, but wants to make sure it doesn’t get out in the papers.