Welcome ladiesIts Lefty and Mickey D
Back again to knock out season 3
Just wanna tell you all we done heard
Heres whats cued up for the L word

Labia Majora takes place 3 months later
First of all, whats the what wit Dana?
Shes just mean and full of malice
Look at the way she just up and dumped Alice
I guess its believable she’s done it before
But you reap what you sow, someone will even the score
Dana will get hers and its not who ya think
Shh….come close and I’ll tell ya…oops, ran outta ink
Ima tell ya ’bout the drama with Bette and T
***** problems….nah, how can that be?
But they’re finally talkin ’bout it and its about damn time
Cuz sum 1 needs to make up her pretty lil mind

I never got this in tha first place, I think its time
For Mickey D to finally speak her mind
This whole Bette affair I tried to understand
Things for her maybe got a little outta hand
And its cool, shes human, I can forgive that
What I cant is the fact that she slept with that hood rat
Tina is perfection, blonde, fine, and hella beamin
Candace is a cross between a gremlin and a demon
Ok now that I got that off my chest
Might as well go ahead and finish the rest

I said it all along and y’all wouldn’t believe me
Way back in tha beginning I was already schemin
The signs were all there, she was too far gone
I knew Jenny Schecter was a whack job all along
So we find out Jenny’s been in a nut house
Probably tryin to figure out what her dumb stories are about
And why everyone she sleeps wit keeps on leavin
Can’t believe Carmen ***** stuck around for another season

Here’s something fun for y’all this year
Shanes happy, come on lets cheer
How cute are these 2? [Yeah they’re tha *****]
But don’t slip and tell Shane she’s in a relationship
Cuz she’ll flip and she’ll be out, cuz you know she don’t go that route
So, yo, Shane, what was Ms. Jaffe all about?
Anyway, I digress, this is getting kinda hazy
But this next situation is nothing short of crazy
Helena looks up and Tina’s no where to be found
Alice got taxed so she’s on tha rebound
Both got dumped, both in a slump
It doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure this out

Okay so we’ve done it…volume 1 of 3
Just a small taste of the season ta be
So as always if you liked what you just heard
Just tune in to the L Word