Previously on the L saga…

“I’m truly flattered Zara, but I have a girlfriend.”

“Oh, girlfriend.” Zara nodded. “Well, I’ll let you go then.” Helena smiled and nodded. She walked out of her office and took a deep breath.

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“Jenny, this is Austin my son.” Jenny looked down at the blonde hair green eyed boy and smiled softly. She looked up at Diem and pointed at the little boy.

“He’s your son?”

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“I know, but I really like you.”

“No offense, but you don’t even know me. You just know me as Dana Fairbanks: the famous lesbian tennis player. Do you know one thing about me?”

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“Oh—,” Helena smiled and grabbed Ryan’s hand. “Mummy, this is Ryan my new girlfriend.”

“Hi Miss Peabody. It’s nice to meet you.”

“I wish I could say the same.” Ryan looked at Helena and looked down.

“Mummy, can’t you be nice to her?”

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“Who are we going to find? We can’t go up to a man and be like—hello, we’re a lesbian couple who are dying for a family. Can we have your sperm?” Tina rolled her eyes at Bette’s antics.

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“Cherie?”

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            Carmen pulled away from Shane and walked away. Shane went to grab her hand, but she pulled away.

“Carm,” Cherie dropped her head and giggled softly. Shane shoved her hands in her pockets and looked at Cherie. “What are you doing here?”

“I wanted to congratulate you on your deal.”

“How did you know about that?”

“I know everything darling.” Cherie took a step towards Shane. “You still look good. So did you and miss Hispanic get married?”

“Her name is Carmen, and no, we didn’t get married.”

“Aww—it’s a shame. You two look cute together, but you’re still the cutest.” Cherie pushed Shane’s hair out of her face.

“Cherie why did you come here? I know you came here for a reason.” Cherie licked her lips and smiled.

“I came here because I want you to cut my hair. Can you do that?” Shane looked away and then back at Cherie. “C’mon Shane, for ‘ol time sake.” Shane sighed and licked her lips.