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The girl next door……having a wee laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why Scotland is a grand place
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In the beginning, The Lord God Almighty, sitting on His throne on high, turned to His mate, the Archangel Gabriel and said “Gabby, today I’m going to create Scotland. I will make it a country of dark beautiful mountains, purple glens and rich green forests. I will give it clear swift flowing rivers and I will fill them with salmon. The land shall be lush and fertile, on which the people shall grow barley to brew into an amber nectar that will be much sought after the world over. Underneath the land I shall lay rich seams of coal.
In the waters around the shores there will be an abundance of fish and beneath the sea bed there will be vast deposits of oil and gas”.
“Excuse me Sire”, interrupted the Archangel Gabriel, “Don’t you think you are being a bit too generous to these Scots”?
“Not really”, replied the Lord, “wait ’til you see the neighbours I’m giving them”.
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Although I’m N Irish I really love Scotland. Good one.
Scotland, that was funny! Having lots of scottish blood running through my veins and my great great grandfather from Scotland, I can appreciate that.
Ai first I though you were talking about TEXAS.until you came to the coal.wehave oil. that was cute. thanks
Hail Hail
Rofl – being half scots I think this is brilliant
Being half Scottish half N Irish I loved that!!!
Love it!!!
pmsl, damn right bout ur neighbours………but they’ll never take our FREEDOM
lol, that was good.