Tina’s Apartment…. Tina sat in her living room reading the latest Jennifer Wiener novel as her cell phone rang slightly startling her. She laid her book down and picked up the phone looking at the caller ID.

Tina:  “Hmm I wonder who this is,” she thought as she debated on whether she should answer and unknown number. She reluctantly flipped it open, “Hello?”

Bette: “Tinathis is Bette Porter, we met last night”

Tina: “Bette!” Tina said almost too eagerly. “How are you?”

Bette let out a ***** laugh that caused Tina to ache somewhere above her thighs.

Bette: “Tina, the reason I’m calling is to let you know that last night after you left, one of the caterers found your earring.”

Tina:  “Oh, that’s great to hear, thank you so much Bette. Should I come by and pick it up?” She said this hoping that Bette wouldn’t suggest mailing it to her.

Bette: “Well, I don’t mind dropping it offthat is if you wouldn’t mind telling me where you live.” Bette said playfully.

Tina: Oh my God, she wants to come here??? “Live?…Me?….Ohrightso you canI’m sorryof course. I live at 422 Briarmoon Ct. in the Valley Hills Apartments. Do you know where that is?”

Bette: “I think soare you busy right now?”

Now??? Now??? Is she kidding??? Oh god I look like such a bum. Stall her.

Tina: “Now? Surenow is good. How far away are you?”

Bette: “I’m about 25 minutes away with all this traffic. Is thatok?”

Tina: “Ohit’s great Bette. I’ll see you soon.” 25 minutes!!!!!

Tina hung up the phone and within seconds was running from room to room straightening everything. She ran into her bedroom and tore through her closet looking for something to wear. She finally settled on the Lucky jeans that she had been told accented her behind nicely, and a low cut black T-shirt that hugged all the right places. She was brushing her teeth just as she heard the doorbell ring. “COMING!” she yelled. “I wish” she thought and shook her head.

Tina: “Hello Bette, please come in”

Bette: “This is a cute apartment I love the colors you’ve chosen here.”