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The 12 Days Of Christmas: The L Word Edition
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Chorus: On the 1st day of Christmas, The L Word gave to me…a bad end to Season 3. On the 2nd day of Christmas, The L Word gave to me…
Jenny: 2 loaves of bread…
Chorus: And a bad end to Season 3. On the 3rd day of Christmas, The L Word gave to me…
Bette: 3 years of drama…
Jenny: 2 loaves of bread…
Chorus: And a bad end to Season 3. On the 4th day of Christmas, The L Word gave to me…
Alice: 4 different girlfriends…
Bette: 3 years of drama…
Jenny: 2 loaves of bread…
Chorus: And a bad end to Season 3. On the 5th day of Christmas, The L Word gave to me…5 times the fun!
Alice: 4 different girlfriends…
Bette: 3 years of drama…
Jenny: It’s for toast, you know…
Chorus: And a bad end to Season 3. On the 6th day of Christmas, The L Word gave to me…
Helena: 6 different outfits…
Chorus: 5 times the fun!
Alice: 4 different girlfriends…
Bette: 3 years of weird melodrama…
Jenny: Mmmm, toast….
Chorus: And a bad end to Season 3. On the 7th day of Christmas, The L Word gave to me…
Dax: 7 seconds on screen…
Helena: 6 different outfits…
Chorus: 5 times the fun!
Alice: Gabby, Dana, Uta and Lara…
Bette: 3 years of me and Tee having problems…
Jenny: We need a bread factory nearby…
Chorus: And a bad end to Season 3. On the 8th day of Christmas, The L Word gave to me…
Mark: 8 camera angles…
Dax: 7 seconds on screen…
Helena: 6 different outfits…
Chorus: 5 times the fun!
Alice: Gabby was a pain in the ass…
Bette: What’s gonna happen to us next year, a fistfight?
Jenny: I’m getting hungry, guys…
Chorus: And a bad end to Season 3. On the 9th day of Christmas, The L Word gave to me…
Carmen: 9 homophobic relatives…
Mark: 8 camera angles…
Dax: Hey, Alice! Doesn’t that Lisa guy count?
Helena: 6 different outfits…
Chorus: 5 times the fun!
Alice: No, lesbian men don’t count.
Bette: Then there was Joyce f*cking Wischnia…
Jenny: Guys…
Chorus: And a bad end to Season 3. On the 10th day of Christmas, The L Word gave to me…
Tina: 10th episode breakdowns…
Carmen: 9 homophobic relatives…
Mark: 8 camera angles…
Dax: Maybe next year, they’ll let me have some more dialogue…
Helena: Who are you, anyway?
Chorus: 5 times the fun!
Alice: Uta was a vamp…ire…
Bette: Well at least you didn’t have to kidnap anyone…
Jenny: And then the demon Abraxas waved bread in my face, tormenting me…
Chorus: And a bad end to Season 3. On the 11th day of Christmas, The L Word gave to me…
Lara: 11 healthy recipes…
Tina: 10th episode breakdowns…
Carmen: Like being gay’s a bad thing…
Mark: Shut the f*ck up, Gomey I’m working here!
Dax: Kit’s leading the chorus, by the way…
Helena: Can I please wear something other than black?
Chorus: 5 times the fun!
Alice: Lara’s such a sweet gal…
Bette: Did I even get laid this past year???
Jenny: *passes out*
Chorus: And a bad end to Season 3. On the 12th day of Christmas, The L Word gave to me…
Shane: 12,000 hookups…
Lara: 11 healthy rec…wow, that many Shane?
Tina: 10th epi…*breaks down, crying*
Carmen: And then Shane ditches me at the altar!!!
Shane: Sorry, man…
Mark: At least I didn’t put one in the bathroom, give me that much!
Dax: Me, Leigh, Robin and Lacy are gonna hang out. See ya.
Helena: People want me to have sex with who???
Chorus: 5 times the fun!
Alice: Dana!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off, crying*
Bette: At this point, Helena it couldn’t hurt…come here…TiBetters, close your eyes!!!
Marina: Have some bread, Jenny…
Jenny: Yay!
Chorus: And a bad end to Season 3!!!!!!!!!
Angus: Man, that was beautiful. Great job, Kit.
Kit: Ain’t nothin’, but a thang.
EZ, Amy Z & Alyson: Muh-Merry Christmas, Christmas, Christmas!
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Creative and clever, Kace! Merry Christmas to you!
Thanks for sharing the inner workings of your hilarious imagination this Christmas Eve!!!
OMFG Kace that was so awesome, I demand to have your babies. That reminded me so much of the 12 Pains of Christmas especially Bette. And Dax worked with Ivan right? I knew this was a winner with the 2 loaves of bread. xD
LMAO!!! This was great, thanks and happy holidays.
jajaja lolololol jajajaja lololollo …. 2 funny… lol poooooor Carmen lol and Jenny and fucking everyone!!!!!! thats so sad… but so funny!!!
Hahaha! Jenny and her bread. That was great.
PERFECT!! LOL!!!
Hilarious!! lmao!!!
Funny!
FUCKING AWESOME!!!! ***** stars:)
Lol that was pretty awesome. I haven’t read it before So thanks for sharing again!!
Mane, that wuz funny as hell!!!! So kool!!!! Whelp, like always from me, Baby-girl, LYLAS ;-p . . . HoLlA aT mE!! Stank . . . da’ one and only, chicka!!
that was hilarious…thanks for the laugh.
Always like seeing something a bit different…thanks Kace.
Fucking amazing…