Alice knocked on Andie and Shanes door; she heard laughter coming from the room. Shane opened the door with a huge smile and toilet paper hanging out of her nostril.

Hey. Al! Shane said opening the door wider.

Hey. Andie yelled back from behind the door somewhere. Alice looked Shane up and down, who was in her boxers and gray wife beater.

Whats up Alice? Shane said noticing the annoyed look on her face.

So did you guys forget about dinner last night? Alice asked shortly. Shane stepped back glancing at her irritated friend.

Im sorry, Al. Things got a little intense back here and I just didnt think to call. Im sorry Al, really. Shane ran a hand down Alices arm.

Are you guys going to hang with us tonight? Alice asked as Andie came from the bathroom, her black hair was up in clips. She was obviously getting her hair chopped up.

Of course, Allie. Just so much stuff came up late last night and dinner just kind of got put on the back burner. Andie said looking sincerely at Alice.

Oh. What happened to your nose Shane? Alice pointed to it and then glanced at Andie and smirked. And what the ***** are you doing to your hair?

Andie laughed. Im not really sure, its in Shanes hands. Come talk to me while she finishes.

Alice followed the two watching as Shane began to pull out the straight raven locks of Andies hair. So how was the wedding chapel that the Ms. Spears got married at?

We got our pictures taken with the people who married them. I felt as if I just may have been a little closer to Britney and everything. Alice said dreamy like.

Shane and Andie looked into the mirror at each other and busted out laughing. Shane snipped more of Andies hair.

What was so important to keep you guys locked up in the room last night? Oh *****, never mind, you guys are totally giving the we fucked all night vibe off.

And morning. Andie looked up at Shane in the mirror and winked. Shane decided to tell me she was

Alice waited impatiently. What?

Shane had stopped to look at Andie wondering what she was going to say.

She told me she was Batman. Andie started to cackle, while Shane tried to focus on her hair. Alice shook her head and rolled her eyes.

Whatever, so were going to KRAVE tonight. Alice said.

Cool. Shane said chopping more and more of Andies hair. Brody said its ***** Night or something. She pulled more hair out of the clips.

What did Zo and Carmen do last night? Andie asked her voice going up two octaves when she saw Shane cut another piece. Leave me some ***** hair damn it!

I know what Im doing. Shane said ignoring her wiggling in the chair.

They went to the Bellagio, where all those gardens, flowers, fountains and museums are. They said they saw a drag queen fight. Alice said as she leaned against the door frame. Oh, hey, Tarin called Zo last night.

Andie didnt notice the slight jolt from Shane when she heard Tarins name. Shane glanced at the two women to see if either had seen her reaction and then she continued to mess with Andies hair, piecing it together.

Whats up with her? Andie asked yawning.

She just wanted to see how things were going and when the band would be in Seattle. Alice answered as Shane finished Andies hair. When she was done, Andie turned to look at Alice.

What do you think, Allie? Andie asked.

Alice walked over to Andie and brushed a chunk of the shiny black hair from her face and smiled sweetly into Andies smoky gray eyes.

You look like Alice said standing up and looking at Andie from the mirror. The new Ashlee Simpson.

Shane threw her hands up into the air and walked off.

Andie gasped. Now youve gone too far, you ***** trollop.

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Shane, Alice, Carmen and Dana were waiting outside of KRAVE for Zo and Andie. They had to have their weekly agenda meeting and it had changed because of the sudden trip to Las Vegas. There was a line outside of the club, but the sidewalks were still full of people. Alice glanced to her left and saw Zo and Andie walking towards them. Shane saw them too and smiled at the sight of her lover. Andie wore a turquoise colored camisole with black lace. A silver snake arm cuff gripped her bicep and instead of her usual pinstriped slacks, she wore black Ben Davis pants. Her hair was perfectly straight and it moved softly as she laughed at something that Zo was saying. Shane thought that she was so lucky to be around a beautiful woman like Andie and bit her lip lightly when they approached them.

Dear lord, Carmen, Zo is really getting that Unabomber look down. Dana muttered when they saw her stroll up to them in gray postal pants and a skintight Lycra top that revealed her tummy and belly button. The top had a hood that was pulled over her now flat blonde hair.

She looks hot. Alice said from the side. Dana turned to look at her. In that punky, I dont give a ***** what you think kind of way.

Hey guys. Zo said when they reached them. Has Brody shown up yet?

Wouldnt she have come with you? Alice asked as Shane kissed Andie.

No, She had to do something. We could go in and wait for her inside. Andie answered.

The ladies stepped into the doors and were waiting to pay. Dana stood next to Zo and then cleared her throat. Are you part of a gang? she asked.

Zo squinted her eyes at Dana. What?

You know the hood and all. Because I can be down with the homies. Dana said trying to sound cool.

Yeah, Dana, Im part of this secret society and our number one enemies are. Zo leaned in closer to Dana. Her deep strawberry colored lips were inches from Danas ear. ***** tennis players. She whispered.

Dana rolled her eyes.

I swear to God! Try bringing up the word rutabaga to Martina and shell twitch. Zo wiggled her eyes brows once and stepped back nodding.

Alice and Andie snickered, while Shane and Carmen paid the cover.

Its ***** Night, right? Shane asked the man behind the counter taking their money.

Well, honey, you could call it that. He smirked and handed Shane some bracelets.

Alice threw her arm around Andies shoulder. Later, what do you say, you and I go see Kurt Cobains pants? she asked smiling at Andie.

Sure! Oh god remember when we would talk about taking a road trip just to go see them when we would sit around drinking Boones? Andie laughed. Alice nodded. Zo and Dana just stared at them with disgust, but then Danas face turned to confusion.

Kurt Cobain? she asked.

Hopeless. Zo shook her head and turned to go to Carmen.

Hey you didnt drink wine and listen to Nirvana all day when he was announced dead? Alice asked Zo taking a purple bracelet from Shane and put it on.

Ummm..no. Zo laughed taking Carmens hand.

Come on. You did right, And? Alice turned looking at Andie hopefully.

Allie, all I did was skip school and go smoke cigarettes in the park in memory of him. She bit back a laugh as Shane pulled her into the club.

Oh..yeah, me too. Alice said uncomfortable.

The women stepped into the club. Andie was staring straight forward while Shane watched her. You look good tonight. Shane purred into her ear.

Not as good as you. Andie grinned looking at Shane, who was wearing a pair of leather pants settling below her belly button and a white tank top. Suspenders wrapped over her shoulders.

Andie found herself in the beauty of Shane daze when she heard Zo laugh loudly. She turned around and to see Zo covering her mouth as she laughed, Alice was trying to keep her annoyed look on, but couldnt because of Zo laughing. Carmen just chuckled and Danas eyes were wide. Andie looked around and became aware of the hot sweaty mass of men on the dance floor, at the tables, at the bar and on the bar.

Andie laughed slightly. I guess its not the ***** night we thought it was. Now we really will have some fun!

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After leaving KRAVE, all of the ladies were hot, sweaty and drunk. They had been the only women in the club really and all the ***** boys were buying drink after drink for them. Mostly shots of some unknown liquor that was in test tubes.

Okay where to next? Dana asked jumping up and down excitedly.

Strip joint?

Bunny Ranch?

Sigfried and Ro. nevermind.

I know! Wayne Newton! Dana yelled.

They all laughed at Dana and then Alice stopped. Ok! Andie and I are going to see the pants of the late Mr. Kurt Cobain. Well meet you at the hotel.

Alice yanked Andie by the arm in a different direction before she could say goodbye.

Im sick of fu fu drinks. Zo grumbled.

Yeah, lets find some beers. Shane nodded.

***** yeah! Zo laughed as they stumbled down the street.

Carmen and Dana was arm in arm a head of Shane and Zo. Dana was singing the Sesame Street theme song as loud as she could, while Carmen just laughed and hummed a long.

Hey, Zo, can I ask you something? Shane slurred when she spoke.

Sure. She answered, Zo was nowhere near as drunk as Dana, Carmen and Shane.

Were you and Andie ever together? Shane blurted out.

Zo coughed and choked when she inhaled the smoke from her cigarette. What?!

Shane stopped and looked at the small blonde. Did you guys ever have a thing going?

NO!! Zo chirped. Christ, her sister was my girlfriend, Shane. Why would you think that?

Its just something thatI just thought maybe at some point Shane stammered.

You were wrong Shane. I only had a relationship with Rae. Thats it. Zo stared at Shane trying to figure out why she would think about this.

Okay. Shane said looking around and then saw a henna tattoo shop, then glanced at Dana who was twirling around Carmen. Hey, wanna help me with something?

Zo turned to look at what Shane was staring at and raised her eyebrow.

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So these are tattoos that arent permanent? Dana asked the woman at the counter for the fifth time.

Yes, they only last a few weeks or so. She answered.

Come on Dane. Let me pick out something sweet and ***** to go on the small of your back. Zo said to Dana smiling extra sweetly.

Shane smirked and turned to the woman. I know what I want. Shane glanced at Zo who was taking Dana around to look at the designs on the walls and then pivoted back to the henna woman. She immediately switched on her Shane charm and curled her soft lips into a ***** grin. I was wondering, my friend over there is quite the prankster.

Carmen was pointing out an intricate design while Shane was schmoozing the henna artist. Zo watched as Shane gave the woman extra money and drew something on a piece of paper. Zo shook her head as the girl nodded in agreement and laughed.

Okay Dane, did you find something? Zo asked.

Yeppers! Dana said excitedly, she stumbled back a few steps and then caught herself. Then pointed to some girly delicate flower chain.

Yeah, thats pretty, Dana. Carmen said.

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Shane stared down at her small brown bat that one of the henna artists was painting low on her hipbone. She knew that Andie would get a kick out of it. She looked over at where Dana was lying on a table on her stomach. The woman she had paid was smirking as she put the finishing touches on Danas tattoo. Zo had to take Carmen outside to keep her from laughing.

Hows it looking Shane? Dana asked.

It looks real hot, Dane. Shane smiled.

Okay, now keep this covered for a half an hour. The woman said covering it.

Can I see it? Dana started to move.

Oh dont move, yet! Youll smear it! the woman said quickly, glancing at Shane, who in return gave her a good save look.

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The girls staggered down the hall of their hotel. All were tired from their busy night. They said their good nights and went separate ways. Shane and Zo kept an eye out as Dana went into her room. As soon as she closed the door, the two snuck over to Dana and Alices door and pressed their ears to the cold metal. Carmen shook her head and went into her room laughing.

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AllllllllllIm home! Dana called as she came through the small hallway of the room.

Hey babe. Alice said sitting naked in a chair by the window. Nothing was hidden; every inch and curve of her body was exposed.

I got something special for you. Dana said sexily starting to strip her clothing off. She moved as sultry as she could. Her dancing really looking like Bill Cosby trying to strip. Dana had peeled off all of her clothes and smiled over at Alice. You ready for your pressie?

Alice nodded excitedly. Dana turned around teasingly, and then stayed completely still back facing Alice. Alice went quiet for a minute and then leaned forward to make sure she was seeing things right.

Dana glanced back at Alice. Do you like it?

Alice covered her mouth.

What? Dana squealed.

Ummm..I thought you said it was over between you and Slim Daddy. Alice busted out laughing hard.

What the *****? Dana turned around to stare at the writing on her back.

In huge bold Old English styled letters was

~SLIM DADDYS WHITE LADY~

Oh *****! Dana yelled.

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Zo and Shane heard Alices loud laughter and that made the women roll. Danas voice soon bellowed from behind their door.

God damn it Shane and Zo!