Fan Fiction

    This story has been set to a rating of NC-17. Age verification is required to proceed.

    Age Verification

    I am years of age as of today, October 27, 2026

    Enter your current age into the field provide above. Stories with a rating of R or NC-17 may contain material not suitable for children. LesFan requires that all individuals wishing to read these stories confirm they are of at least 17 years of age. LesFan uses the MPAA rating labeling system for all stories.

    LesFan will also make a best attempt to filter profane words in stories that are not rated R or NC-17 unless the individual confirms they are of at least 17 years of age.

    LesFan uses the following rating scale for stories.






    Submit

    Snippets Snippets Everywhere But Not A Fic To Read!

    A: (giggling) your cousin!

    E: ??!!!

     

    *******************************************************

     

     

    Helena: Darling it will be ok. We can stay here for a few weeks to give you and Angelica time to get to know one another…

    Bette: Thank Lena, I love you for that..but that’s not the biggest problem!

    Helena: What pretale is that?

    Bette: I got a call from an old friend of ours, one that we haven’t spoken to in awhile…one we would deem nosy…

    H: I get it! You mean Alice, well what did the old git have to say?

    B: Apparently Henry and Tina are on their way here as well…

    H: Bloody Hell! Can’t we just have a quiet two weeks, why must we be involved in all of this Straight drama??

    B: Sweetie its Dyke…

    H: NOT involving them it is!!

    (Bette pulls her wife into her arms and slowly kisses Helena’s mouth. Helena sighs into the kiss before opening her mouth wider to allow Bette tongue in. Soon hands begin to caress and heart rates increase; Bette moves Helena towards the bed when suddenly….the door is slammed open)

    Elizabeth and Angelica: MOM! SHE’S TOUCHING ME!!!!!

    Bette sighs and looks at Helena,

    H: (mumbling) I was hoping she would touch me….

     

    **************************************************************

     

     

    on the plane ride….

    Alice: (with her eyes closed) Do you have to keep staring? Is there something else that you can do..read a book, anything?

    Tina: No! First of you bumped my boyfriend, second…you know you’re not allowed ANYTHING on this flight it’s going to the UK. No cell phones, laptops, iPod, books, pens, paper, cross….HEY! you have your laptop how is that??!!

    Alice: I also f*cked the pilot at one time…He was great…

    Tina: They can’t they aren’t allowed…I don’t…

    Alice: See that’s your problem Kennard…you can never complete a sentence…I knew I should’ve had Shane come with so they could bump you too!

    Tina: I’m going to see MY daughter, I’m allowed….

    Alice: I don’t want to talk about this anymore ok? Its over! Any you know what? Where high enough that I can…wait..(looks over at an attendant)…never mind I just found my in-flight distraction!

    Comments

    1. FINALLY! you finally posted this! yey!!! So glad you did this Pands, you know what I think of this! Enjoyed it thoroughly then, enjoying it thoroughly now! :D Hope you continue this, but of course, I’ll understand even if you don’t too- there’s so many fics you can keep up, eh? Thanks for this P! [PS: and no, I DIDN’T miss what you said in the author’s note about Bette moving **scowling (you know the face I’m talkin’ about!)** I just CHOSE to ignore it! Hmmpf! SO there.]

    2. Ooooh, drama! I like it. I dont think TIna really loves Henry b/c she told Alice that he was her ‘boyfriend’ which means she couldnt bring herself to marry him. I’m glad Tina still loves Bette but also happy that Bette has moved on with Helena. I hope that TIna doesnt ruin their relationship. Thanks for the post, PPS.

    3. Great job panda! although I think everyone has ADD, I kind of have trouble following the conversation. Anyway, is ADD a Sign of Genius? Methinks yes! Turn ADD into a strength today!

    4. I really hope Tina doesn’t upset Bette and Helena’s relationship! I know you say it’s just a snippet but there’s great potential here babe- pity there’s not enough of you to go round- I’ve got enough trouble keeping up with one fic so I can imagine how hard it is for you to be updating all yours. Great stuff pands. Keep them coming! :-)

    Leave a Reply