Chapter 58

Bette and Alice made their way into the bedroom to change into dry clothes.

“Hey Porter! Alone at last! Grrrrrrr!” Alice winked at Bette.

Bette stared at Alice and couldnt believe she was starting up again. “Oh, please – isn’t it enough that you copped a feel out there – now what are you doing? Our days of HOT ***** are way over Hippy!

“Oh….WONDER BUNS?” Alice smiled a wicked smile.

“Yes…what is it…DAY OLD BREAD?” Bette smiled back.

“Ouch…now that hurt Porter. At least I complimented you! But DAY OLD BREAD? Low Porter – really low.”

“Gee Alice – did you say BUTT???? You said BUTT didn’t you?” Bette let out a heavy sigh. “Can we call a truce – at least for tonight? Please?

“Deal! Unless – of course – the opportunity arises! Like say some conversation about General Kennard comes up. You know I wont be able to resist. What is that all about? A little role playing going on there
Porter? HMMMMM?

“None of your business Hippy!”

“You do know that I WILL find out – don’t you? It may take some time – but I WILL find out what you two are up to!

“God Alice – you’re downright exhausting.”

“Yeah – BUTT you love me.”

“I guess….I guess! Yes Al – I love you. Lets’ get dressed and get out there. I think I just heard the doorbell.”

They both threw clothes on and exited the bedroom.

Tina was already at the door greeting Jenny and Shane.

Shane looked at Tina – she looked her up and down. “Beautiful Tina – beautiful!” Shane pulled Tina toward her for a warm bear hug. Mind if I.?

“Hey Shane…how are you? Not at all. Go ahead! Shane placed her hands on Tinas belly. Tina was beaming. She always loved seeing Shane. She was always so sweet – one of the most sincere people she’d ever known.

“Oh -you know – same ***** – different day – every day another woman – busy. Hey those babies sure pack a punch – dont they? Shane winked at Tina. They shared a warm smile – there was real, undeniable affection between the two of them. Shane was like a little sister to Tina.

“And Jenny – how are you?” Tina smiled at Jenny and gave her a quick peck on the cheek. Jenny too had managed to wiggle her way into Tinas heart. She was very protective of her – she watched out for her – just as Tim had asked her to do.

“Great Tina…thanks for asking. You look great! So where are all the women I keep hearing about?” Jenny very clearly had one thing – and only one thing on her mind – WOMEN!

That very moment the doorbell rang.

Tina opened the door and there stood at least twenty women – twenty plus women she didn’t know. “Hey everybody – come on in! Glad you could come! I’m sure that throughout the evening we’ll all get acquainted. Now I just need to run over a few things with all of you. Number 1 – under no circumstances is anyone to look down my mother’s pants to see if she’s wearing underwear!” That’s her over there.” Tina pointed across the room – Jackie waved back. “Number 2 – Amanda from next door has been gracious enough to let us use her L shaped pool. Please try not to offend her too much – ok? OK! Number 3- stay out of the bedrooms – they are OFF LIMITS! If you feel the need to …well you know…please find somewhere else to do it. Number 4 – peeing in the pools is punishable by death – please be big girls and use the potty.” It seemed like everyone rolled their eyes and then nodded in agreement. “Number 5 – if you drink too much and feel the need to throw up – go to Amanda’s to do it. I’m pregnant and if I see you throw up – I’ll throw up! So please – take it elsewhere. Number 6 – the dogs name is Jake – he lives here – you don’t. He rules! Keep that in mind and no one will get hurt! Number 7 – that beautiful brunette over there – the one with the gorgeous dark eyes – she’s mine – touch her or even have an impure thought about her – you die! Number 8 -Feel free to pick on Alice all you want. She’s the one over there. Number 9- clothes are optional. We take no responsibility for lost clothes – especially THONGS – the dog – Jake – loves thongs – if he gets yours you will never see it again. We don’t know what he does with them – we just know he takes them and they’re never seen again! And I repeat – he lives here – you don’t! He rules! Number 10 – Mud slides and various frozen drinks are available at Amanda’s – she does a mean blender! Number 11 -beer, wine and Slippery Nipples of the drink variety and of thewell you know are here. There is plenty of food! That about takes care of it! Now party on ladies!”

The women walked out to the pool – leaving a trail of clothing behind them.

Jenny looked at Shane and said. “Woman bodies!”

“Yeah Jen – lot’s of them – have at it. See anything you like?”

“Well yeah – only about all of them. ***** – this is heaven. Am I dead?”

The doorbell rang again. Tina opened the door and there stood twice as many women as the last time. Tina reviewed the list with them and then sent them on their way.

Jenny stood with her mouth open as almost all of them stripped down to their bare skin. “Woman bodies!”

Shane looked over at Jenny – “Ah Jen – you really need to expand your vocabulary.”

Jenny just continued to stare at all of the naked bodies parading past her. “*****!”

Shane just smiled. She got such a kick out of Jenny’s reaction. She was like a little kid in a toy store. But now – her toys were bigger, softer and much more interactive!

Alice appeared at Shane’s side. “Hey guys! You seen Dana anywhere?”

Jenny and Shane both shook their heads indicating the negative.

“HMMMMM. Wonder where she could be!”

No one knew it – but Dana was being held captive out by the pool – by Jake.

“Ok you stupid little rodent – stop staring at me! Knock it off!”

Jake kept his eyes on Dana. Jake curled up his lip. “Grrrrrrr.”

“Come on you little ***** – go pick on someone else. Please!”

“Hey Fairbanks!” Bette walked up to Dana and Jake. “You picking on my dog? Remember – he lives here – you don’t!” Bette picked up Jake and gave him a hug.

“How can you hug that…that…thing!” Dana couldn’t believe Bette’s fondness for that little ***** of a dog.

“The Jakeman? He’s great – he’s my bud!” Bette smiled at Dana. “Wanna hold him?” Bette thrust Jake toward Dana. Dana jumped straight up in the air. Jake growled.

“***** Bette – you trying to give me heart failure?”

“No – I thought Jake might like a snack Dane!” Bette couldnt help but laugh.

“Very funny – that little ***** scares the ***** out of me!”

“But he loves his auntie Dana. Now don’t you want to just kiss this adorable little face? Come on – give him a kiss…come on!”

“No way Bette. No *****’ way!”

Bette – with Jake in her arms, began walking away. She turned her head over her shoulder and said, “Ok chicken *****! Talk to you later!”

Bette walked right into Tina. Or maybe it was General Kennard. Yup – General Kennard alright! Hands on the hips!

Now Bette – didnt I tell you not to torment the guests????? First Alice – now Dana? Whatever will I do with you? Bette leaned down and put Jake on the ground and he went tearing off – in search of a thong for sure!

Bette grabbed Tinas hips and pulled her close to her. So Baby – do you have plans for me?

My my PrivateI must say – youre being insubordinate arent you? Tina put her hands on Bettes cheeks and pulled her in for a kiss. She pulled away slightly and ran the tip of her finger from the tip of Bettes nose down to her lips – then down between her *****. Youre so ***** Private! I promise Im going to take care of you – and that naughty behavior of yours later. Why dont we join the party?

Well – you know T- we could have a party of our own! Bette was obviously turned on by their exchange.

Later Baby – itll be fun! I promise. Oh – and Private?

Yes General!

I love you!

I love you too Tina…ah General Kennard!

Tina smiled at Bette. Lets go meet some of these women. NO TOUCHING THE MERCHANDISE OK?

Bette smiled back and replied, No touching – except for you – its a deal Baby!

TBC