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    Riders Ch.9

    Story written on July 10, 2006 by Ellie R.
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    Story Shortlink: https://assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=61635
    Author Notes:

    B+T make some progress but will it be ruined ny the real world. oh and a Kiss.

    Previously:-

     

    ————————-Dana———————

     

    “Oh God what are we going to do we need some diapers.”

    “Oh Why don’t we just take the old one off and put it in water till we figure out how to get some.”

     

    “Seriously? Put it in water Alice. That’s perfect it has regressed from being a puppy to being a house plant.” 

     

    Ok Alice was right I was the oldest, I had a good brain and I needed to take charge before we all passed out from the smell. So I picked up the phone.

     

    “Yes, hello this is Dana Fairbanks. I need to get a concierge or someone to pick up some things and send them to Tina Kennard’s room. Oh but I need a separate bill in my name and no one can know.”

     

    I listened as the receptionist rambled on for a while about how discretion was the hotels priority blah blah blah before I started to give her a list.

     

    “Diapers for a boy baby. Uhm milk or baby formula or something. Baby wipes, some baby clothes for an 11 month old and maybe a book on parenting or a manual or something along those lines. Thank you ok please hurry. Oh and a really strong air freshener.”

     

    Fine now that was done I turned back to the baby.

     

    “Well I spend half my time with my hand shoved up animals bum’s so I am sure I can deal with a bit of baby turd. Alice bring it, I mean him, to the bathroom.”

     

    “WHAT, why me? It’s Tina’s nephew.”

    “Yes but Tina needs to go with Bette and get ready for dinner in her room. Bette you are going to have to go too. Just put on a lot of make up and wear your hair over your face or something. Tell them I am looking after Alice.”

     

    I have never seen two people look so relived as them as they sprinted out of the room leaving just me Alice and the baby. And that is when the crying started again.

     

    Then as though our brains were linked we both had the same idea.

     

    “Bidet!!!”

     

    Now you know the phrase great minds think alike? Absolutely not suitable for this particular idea. Let’s just say I should have foreseen that we were about to begin the trail of carnage that would follow in our wake for the next few days across main land Europe.

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    3. Excellent chapter Ellie! I’ve heard the term “shit hit the fan” but I think “shit hit the bidet” fits this one! Sounds like Cooper got what’s been due to him for some time. Great post! I’ll be patiently waiting again!

    6. Some one needs to take Cooper and shove him out the door or send him back in the plane. If he gets to bad just open the plane’s door and shove him out of it. Bette is opening up to Tina and allowing her heart to guide her. Tina is also opening up. I can’t wait to see how things are going to work out for them. I hope that you will enjoy your new job. Thanks for the post.

    7. I don’t know how, but somehow I missed the last several chapters of this story. I am so glad to have now caught up, because this is hilarious…and so very sweet at the same time. Thank you!!!

    8. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! okokok! I am writing TBOF as we speak LOL okokok I just took a short break to read this! But Im on it now1 Promise! As fast as I can! Thanks for this chapter!!!!!!!

    10. Great post, please don’t let us wait that long again, but congrats on the new job :o)). I really liked the way you “treated” Cooper, he is an ass LOL, but what is he doing there and what are B&T going to do??? Looking forward to the next one…

    11. I believe “oh shit” is an understatement here. I’ve been waiting for a chapter from this story. I’m ashamed to admit it but I couldn’t remember what happened in the previous chapter so I had to read the recap. =/ Cooper needs to go bye-bye and Tina needs to rememeber not to scare off Bette. I would’ve loved to see a bidet moment like that on the actual show. lol

    13. I was so pleased to check in and see your next chapter. Sorry work has kept you so busy… 24 whole days was a long time to keep us in suspense as to how our favorite “Riders” are doing! I’m not sure I really get the whole baby thing, but it has brought an interesting dynamic within Tina’s family. Also, it has given more emotional connection to B/T. I’m looking forward to see how all the girls will handle the surprise reemergence of Cooper. Doesn’t sound like a very nice guy! Welcome back and thanks for writing!

    14. I laugh and laugh as I read this when I read Dana I hear Baxter Black’s voice and it just cracks me up even more. This is so outstanding. Thanks for writing it.

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