Alice: *****..*****..***** me man..look at my ***** straight can’t
concentrate around her..I said goodbye to the rest of the girls and
walked to my car. I unlocked the door, my mind still reeling from
this new found distraction, we call Dana.
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Alice driving
Ok Alice..you need to really put an end to this Dana confusion. Lets start with how weird it is for you to even be thinking about Dana in a more than friendly way..she is your best bud for awhile now. Plus, oo ya did you forget, she’s not interested in you! God, ok lets think of why and how this could of happened. First of all I know I love her, but for a long time now thats been a friends got your back
kinda way. But every since seeing her with Tanya..GRR..that woman just irked me in every way; so ***** needy and overly attentive to my very shy friend. How in the world could Dana ever ever fall for
someone like that?

Well your one to talk Pieszecki, look at ***** Gabby. OK OK I understand sometimes your a blind in the beginning but then as time goes on you see through all the bullshit. But Damn ***** Tanya does anybody else find her utterly annoying? Ok lets move along to a more relevent topic..like how the ***** you decide on resolving this little crush on your best friend. Ok, lets test the waters, shall we, Alice dont be such a *****, why should you abandon your somewhat
confused feelings for Dana? Why dont you give Tanya a little
competition?

Does anybody find themselves making decisions that are somewhat logical at the time, but then when you put your idea into action you
ask yourself why the ***** you thought it was a good idea in the first place? Take for instance, right now, I am ***** sitting in front of Dana’s house, thinking, WOW should I really go through with this brilliant plan. Well, this isn’t really a plan it was one ***** thought, with so many possibly endings. *****..*****..*****, Alice what the ***** were you thinking you crazy broad? How in the world is this gonna end, with you being the winner? You go to Dana
and what explain to her that you have this amazing huge crush on her and expect her to feel the same way? Has she ever given you hints that maybe she has those same feelings? HAHA sadly no thats a big fat negative. Ok Alice you gotta go with a far smaller positive outcome, maybe just maybe, you can talk some sense into her
explaining that her marrying, the cat killer, is a huge mistake.

YA..YA now your thinking, ok I came over here to talk to my best friend, tell her that I find her relationship with Tanya to be utterly disturbing and she should think twice about moving to quickly with someone she barely knows.

Here we go ladies and umm ladies..my heart has been racing the whole ride over here and now as I walk to Dana’s door it only increases the pounding. Just breathe Alice…I knock on the door, hoping that maybe Dana is already asleep and I can back out from this late night visit. HAHA..well let it be fate, Dana opened the door with a
questioning look.

*****..explain to her why your here…
Alice: (whispering) Hi.

Dana: (whispering) Hi.

Alice: (whispering) Hi. I have to talk.

Dana: What. What’s going on? It’s 4 AM.

Alice: I know.

Dana concerned: Are you okay?

Alice: You can’t marry Tonya.

Dana: What are you talking about, why?

Alice: (whispering) Because.

Dana: Because why?

Alice: (whispering) Because…

Alice mind screams because I want you..I lean forward to kiss Dana the first touch of our lips is so sweet so soft. I pull away knowing that one kiss would display exactly what my words weren’t. O MAN what do I do now..I look down that ground, then look up to see Dana’s reaction. HOLY ***** out of every possible outcome I would have expected Dana Fairbanks kissing me back was definitely not on the list. She grabbed me kissing me urgently her soft lips..o god..they are so soft..and her tongue swiping along my bottom lip..was making me a little bit delirious at the moment..I had to save myself I broke the kiss saying

Alice: Oh, god. Okay. Gotta go. Gotta go.

I ran off to the car, being the chicken ***** that I am leaving Dana on the front porch. The long ride home all I could think about was the feeling of Dana’s lips on mine, how freaking amazing it was and wondering what our next encounter would be like.