Bette: We wanted to include Angelica in the process..(glancing down first at her daughter, then at her family around the room) 

Shance: That’s really cool Bette. Hey Angie what do you want to name your baby brother? (looking the little girl in the eyes) 

Angie: ‘ame? (looking at her Mama B) 

Bette: Yes Boo. You are Angelica what should the baby’s name be? (Angelica got a crinkled look on her face as she concentrated on this task. Tina thought she looked absolutely adorable thinking so hard. The blonde thought for sure that, that was the same extact look Bette would have on her face when she was thinking hard) 

Angelica: Puppy?? (looking at her parents for confirmation of a good idea. Bette’s face registered the name and got confused, while Tina and the rest of the family tired not to laugh.) 

Bette: No Boo, I don’t think Puppy is a good name. We were thinking something like… 

Alice: WAIT!! WAIT!! WAIT!! We need to set up ground rules..I mean I think for certain names like: Jodi, Henry, Mikey, Josh, Eric, and any masculine version of Candy should be forgotten! 

Bette: (looking appalled) Why would you bring that all up at this moment?? (Tina looked cross between wanting to beat Alice and embarassed to have contributed to the name blocking) 

Helena: What masculine version of Candy can you think of Alice? (looking at the blonde like she lost her mind) 

Alice: Awww Hell…I forgot about you…No Helena’s either…masculine! (Helena’s eyes widen at the side mention of her time with Tina. Tina also looked surprise. Bette on the other hand just looked at Alice with a raised eyebrow) 

Bette: Really Alice? Really? Masculine names of Candy and Helena? What? 

Alice: oh well there’s…ah…hmmm….Canice..or..or…Canidius!! (forming a smug smile on her face) 

Tina: (with a look of horror) Canidius?? That is NOT a name! (Alice looked a bit defeated when Bette chimed in) 

Bette: Actually the name does exist…(looking at Alice inquistively) But how Alice would know and heard the name from is being me. The one time i heard it was in history. He was Lieutenant-General to Mark Antony. 

Kit: (looking at her sister with a completely disgusted look) WHY on EARTH would YOU know that? Seriously girl, did you have any fun growing up? 

Alice wanting to win the name game versus rib Bette on having no fun growing up got her smug look on her face again and gloated. 

Alice: See…. 

Helena: (with a raised eyebrow) And a masculine for Helena? (Bette again answered) 

Bette: Acutally there was Helenus, son of Praim in Greek… 

Tina: What in the Sam Hill did you do study crazy names?? (looking at her wife like she was crazy) 

Bette: (shrugging and blushing) I was a bit of a book worm growing up. 

Shane: Alex is cool. 

Bette: NO…i slept with an Alex once…(receiving a glare from Tina) 

Alice: WAIT! Are we elminating names of woman that you slept with in the masculine? Cuz that’s like the whole baby name list then…(rolling her eyes and recieveing twin glares from Tina and Bette) 

Angelica: Angel? (looking at her Mamas to see if that was good) 

Tina: Well baby i think that we all would get to confused if we were calling you or the baby. We call you Angel sometimes…(Angie gets a look of concentration on her face) 

Bette: What about…no…(Looking at her wife) 

Tina: What Baby just say it…(looking at Bette to encourage her) 

Bette: What about Christan? Then we can call him Chris. 

Alice: (looking at Bette with narrowed eyes) You just want to be able to call him Tee…Cuz Christan is masculine for Christina…which…(rolling her eyes at Tina) Hello…that’s not fair. 

Bette: I don’t think this is naming the baby by committee….(glaring at Alice) 

Tina: You would want to name him after me? (with a complete look of love on her face towards Bette) 

Bette: (blushing) Well…yeah… (ducking her head) 

Angelica: wistrian? (looking at her Mamas. They both nod their heads and she smiles) Wistrain!! (clapping her hands. Both Tina and Bette are surprised and look at one another.) 

Tina and Bette:(at the same time) What do you think? 

Bette: I love it… 

Tina: Me Too!! (hugging her family.) 

Kit: Christan! Good! Great! ah…Christan what? 

Alice: Aww Hell!!!