ALOHA! My name is Keoni and welcome to the Old Lahaina luau! We have a great show in store for you this evening. The kane (men) that you just saw are blowing the conch shells to signify the start of our show. Off to the right, you can see more kane taking out the pig from the imu (underground oven) for the luau tonight. There will be some lovely wahine (women) coming around shortly to take your drink orders.

Tonight we have a treat for you. We will be feasting on Hawaiian dishes and delicacies that are a huge staple here in the islands. There will be kalua pig, laulau, lomi salmon, poi, and much more. Please eat till your hearts content and I will be back shortly to get the entertainment started.
Eat to my hearts content huh? Well I would like to feast on that beauty over there! Or even that one!

Bette watched Alice lick her lips at the gorgeous man and woman making their way over to the table before smacking her in the back of the head.

Hey!
Behave Al.

Dana was watching in awe at all the beautiful local people that were hustling and bustling around wearing nothing more that pareau and malo, she looked like she thought that she had died and gone to heaven. Shane sat coolly next to Kit, taking in all the eye candy around her, deciding that she would wait before she began prowling the hunting grounds.

As the female began taking drink orders, Dana and Alice sat wide-eyed and speechless as the stared at the fine looking woman. Bette and Tina laughed and ordered drinks for their friends, who had obviously lost the use of their vocal chords. The man was behind Shane and Kit, and took Shanes order before turning to Kit and almost dropping his tray.

Holy *****! You Kit Porter hah?
Why yes I am.
Ho brah, my pops not going believe dis! He love yoah music! I grew up listening to some of it!
Why thank you. I didnt realize that I had fans all the way out here.
Ho yeah brah, get choke of us. We always listen and jam to yoah tunes lidat! Try wait ehI goin go grab my faddah. Dis is unreal!