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If it is meant to be…Revisited…Chapter 3
“Oh my God, Bette,” Tina said in disgust. “Is that all you can think about?”
Bette followed Tina and Dani out of the bedroom, with a puppy dog look on her face. “What baby? Im just interested in the artistic value…thats all.”
“Right,” Tina said, shaking her head, thinking to herself… Thank God, Alice wont be participating in this little adventure! One could only imagine the trouble those two could cause in this situation. Tina let out an involuntary shudder. There is no way I would subject my teenage daughter to THAT kind of torture!
The three women walked into the huge bookstore, all eyes shining with excitement at the numerous displays, featuring every kind of book you could possibly be looking for. They each had their own way of perusing through book stores, so the two moms headed in one direction, while Dani headed toward the large magazine rack, looking for the latest copies of Curve and Girlfriends, hoping there might be some good articles to read. They agreed to meet up at a cluster of couches in the middle of the store in twenty minutes.
Bette and Tina headed towards the ***** and ***** Studies section of the book store, to see what there was to offer parents in need of help. They found a long bookshelf that had books on both sides. Bette took one side, while Tina walked around to the other.
Bette cocked her head to one side, trying to read the book titles….My First Time, ***** Men Describe Their First Same ***** Experience; Jack Hart, Editor…..(no)….***** and ***** Weddings – Planning The Perfect Same ***** Ceremony, by David Toussaint, with Heather Leo…..(okay, NO)….Secrets of a ***** Marine ***** Star, by Rich Merritt…..(oh ***** NO!)
Bette continued to look through the titles, eye brows furrowed, silently commenting to herself on whether the book was what they were looking for…..The Essential Guide to ***** Conception, by Kim Toevs, and Stephanie A. Brill….(to bad this wasnt around back when Tina and I needed it twenty years ago)…..The Secret Life of Oscar Wilde: An intimate biography, by Neil McKenna….(no)…..Box Lunch: The Lay Persons Guide to Cunnilingus, by Diana Cage…..Bettes fingers tightened around the spine of the book, as she felt flush all of a sudden. Nervously looking around to see if anyone was close by, she started to pull the book out….(okay, dont even go there Porter! This is about Dani, and she needs something that covers more that one subject…but oh, its such a good subject…NO…leave it!) She reluctantly let go of the book, the cover of which showed a picture of a womans box, that was tastefully covered in red roses, and continued moving on down the line of books….The Intimate World of Abraham Lincoln, by C.A. Tripp, Louis Gannett, Editor, Jean Baker, Introduction….(What!? Abraham Lincoln?! Really? Ok, interesting, but totally off topic)….True Secrets of ***** Desire: Keeping ***** Alive in Long-Term Relationships, by Renate Stendhal, Forward by Jewelle Gomez….(hmmm, not that Tina and I need any help in keeping our desires alive….but, hmmm.)
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What a fabulous treat to find this right before signing off for the night. I was just thinking about this story today and hoping you would post soon (never soon or often enough for me!). So glad you posted. Thanks
THANKS Seahurst!!!!!! Wonderful as always … you are doing great with HUMOR… please continue!!!!
K
Wonderful as always. Love the humor. Those two women are def. HOT!!!! Old or young, who cares. Great chap, can’t wait for more.
Amen to that! Older women are HOT!
Hey Seahurst Thanks for posted again I just missed you’re Story WHOA! you’re back I’m still catching up for your Story I’m still love it Thank you and Please post soon.
Love this story Sea. Yes..older women are hot! You are writing the humor of this situation wonderfully. please post again soon.
If the aim was for humor, the target was hit. That was hilarious. Thanks!
Older women are hot. They make good teacher. Sometimes trail and errow are the best. You can read,and listen to other people,but each person is different Thanks
That was so fucking funny Seahurst.Oh My God.I have tears in my eyes.The book titles were funny too.
What a riot, I wouldn’t even know where to begin. Maybe books are a good idea.
Ah Sea, Sea, Sea. The other prodigal returns. Thanks for posting….keep it up! I love this story.
thank you. i think i’ve died and gone to heaven having you post. you had me lol. i love the story and your writing. please pos again soon.
Sea this is wonderful… tks for posting and funny too.
Sea, you’ve got everyone in this story blushing.. including your readers!
YAY…a post from Seahurst! The amount of humor and the humor itself was perfect…would love to see more of it too ;) I truly enjoyed this chapter and can’t wait for the next one.
LOL Older women ARE hot. Great chapter Sea! It’s wonderful to see you once again gracing my screen. You don’t give yourself enough credit where the loving and the funny is concerned. ;)
THANKS…anything from you is great, as usual…just wondering if your working on something long, involved, riviting…I miss reading your posts on a regular basis…TKS for this one…too funny!!!!
Glad to see a new post from you. I love this story and these characters. I just hope that Tina doesn’t misinterpret Bette’s choice of reading material…
GREAT JOB…THANKS..POST SOON…….
Love the update, had been looking forward to it. Early Embraces -not a bad. Too funny with the guys and Mrs. Robinson, and older women are definitly not bad at all.
Oh, they are sooo lucky that Alice is not involved in this! Someone would surely end up embarrassed of arrested.
Tina ribbing Bette was great, nothing like a little humor to make the moment memorable. Great idea to go to the bookstore. The boys were hilarious, typical teenagers.
Can’t wait to see what they all find to discuss and how Dani puts that information into play. Also, wondering just what Bette finds in the book she’s reading that may elevate her and Tina’s intimate moments. Maybe a quick trip to the home improvement section to find out how to sound proof their room first!
Wonderful update Seahurst – what a treat for us. We want more please.
Great great, love it, please post soon
damm just got caught up with your 3 new chappys LMAO how much funnier can it get??
It’s so nice to see you back and I look forward to reading more
Seahurst, that was great. I cannot wait to read more from you. And YEAH: Older women are hot!!
Sea,
Wonderful as ever. Totally hysterical and had roll me rolling in the aisle. Side were spilt and now require er visit for stitching them up.
The scene in the bookstore is marvellous. All the intrigue of what the books have to offer and then Tina bumping into Jamie followed by the Graduate reference will have me giggling and grinning all day.
Thank you for adding sunshine to a dull day.
Your Loyal Fan
Very very nice. You can write girl, plot, character, dialogue, humor, sex, you got it all. I hear that it’s not easy but you do write so well that I am forever grateful that you take the time to put out these stories. Thanks.
i am so happy you have continued with this story. you have a special gift in writing about bette and tina. i love it.
i am very bad about leaving comments, but i am always reading. i will read whatever you are writing. thanks again, you made my night.
Missed you so…..and the humor was there. Was LOL and that is a wonderful thing. Please don’t make us wait long.
You had me laughing and smiling from the first sentence. Another great post. Please update soon.
Seahurst….I haven’t been keeping up with many stories lately so I decided to go back to some of my old favorites and I was so happy to see that you decided to continue this story. It is as good today as the very first chapter you wrote. I was just talking about this story to some friends of mine the other night and we were talking about how your writing can bring a tear to our eyes. Thank you so much for posting and I promise to keep up with you as long as you post!
You are pretty damm funny in Fan Fic life also. That was a good one.
I can’t believe I didn’t see this earlier, like a week earlier. As always Seahurst, a wonderful chapter. Bette and Tina are hilarious, and so connected after all these years. Hope the guys are like Tina’s son, and are cool with the whole gay/lesbian thing, if they figure out why Tina was looking at that book. I’d hate for Dani to have to face such prejudice, as she figures out who she is. I will definately watch out for more of your post, everyday. You know how much I just love this story. Thanks again, for continuing it.
I can’t believe I have only just found these 3 chapters!!!
“Secrets of a Gay Marine Porn Star, by Rich Merritt…..(oh HELL NO!)” LMAO
Sea – As ever you capture our girls perfectly.
I loved Bette getting all excited at the thought of pictures!
It is sooooooo good to see this story return, when I was so sure you had taken us as far as you wanted.
Thanks
G
Good chapter. Bette and Tina are so cute, and yeah older women are so hot. Ok let see what’s next!
Where have you been Sea??? The humour is excellent, great timing. I love the way this story is panning out, and I love the fact that 2 confident lesbians can also be so easy embarassed. Great job!
Thank God you wrote! I’ve been dying for a new chapter from Seahurst. Nobody compares, in my book. This chapter was nothing less than perfect. And you write humor far too well. Thanks.
Great chapter Sea, your grasp on humor is right on! By the way, your chapters with sex scenes are excellant also!
I laughed out loud , here at my desk so early that no one else is here!
Waking up to see one of your posts just makes my whole day! I revisit it several times, then print it out to read to my partner later.
I can just see Bette cringing at some of the Gay men’s selections….very funny, can’t wait for the next chapter!
LMAO! Sea that was so cute. Loved the commentary going on in Bette’s head and the two boys dialogue. God I feel old…I’ve seen the graduate…more than once.
Great chapter seahurst…VERY funny and i agree with mstx..OLDER WOMEN ARE HOT,lol.post soon
AWESOME Seahurst, and I totally agree older women are hot! Hot flashes, night sweats, ect…. roflmao…
LMAO, this post is just too hillarious!!! And I love having these characters back. I gotta tell ya that.Sea, your post have made my night! Thanks for a sneak peak to Bette’s head. You’ve done well on translating your humor.
Delightful as always. Hey, ask anyway who knows me that I am totally in to older woman! Woo! Totally hot! More!
A funny and much anticipated chapter. Well done Seahurst!
Truly wonderful as always…and, i might add, it’s quite a coincidence that you included such a profound piece of advice in your author’s notes…i’m working on that very thing. Thank you, Madame Seahurst, for giving us this.
Nice!!!!!!!!!! please don’t make us wait to long post soon
Hey Sea…a chapter from you in the morning is like a ray of sunshine–it just brings a smile to my face and warmth to my heart! This one was so much fun! LMAO! Thanks for a great start to my day!
so happy to see an update to this story. enjoying it immensly!
As always, Seahurst, it is a joy to read your work! We’ve missed you terribly! Hope all is well with you…thank you for sharing your talent with us.
Wonderful to see you’d posted and this again did not disappoint. Great. The parent/child sex discussion thing is too much. Parents actually having sex? Eww. Don’t tell me Tina hadn’t thought about the noise before now, will she ever have sex in the house again:0)
lol, very cute ! Thank you !
Excellent Seahurst, and i agree older women are hot!
…I now take whatever power I have vested in me and crown you Queen of Everything! You master it all Sea ~ the romance, the drama and the funny. Well done! Awaiting more from you…but for now I must go (curtesy to the Queen first) – bye!
I can’t tell you how happy I am that you have continued with this story. I love this funny side of yours!!
Very funny, very interesting and so realistic. I love all yours story but this is so different and so needed while we’ll wait Season 3. Thank you and thank you.
This is such fun. You obviously were not finished with these characters yet, and I just love the new direction you’re taking. And I’m glad that kid knows what’s hot. :)
Sea, you are my hero. You are the most awesome writer and not this…humor. You did great. Keep it up!!! I am loving this story all over again…..crazy4life
I smiled and giggled the entire read. Nice job.
I really enjoyed the first installment of If this was meant to be… Revisited is just has entertaining, I think it’s really charming and sweet.. Bette and Tina are a riot !!! I can’t wait to see what’s next..