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    Get Thee to a Nunnery…Chapter 3

    Story written on March 30, 2006 by TMerlin.
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    Story Shortlink: https://assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=60228
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    On the road to Sister Tina, fate and fantasy intercede.

    The Sisters of Charity, Hope and Lost Causes CHLCC team led the waybreaking through the crowd as they protectively guided Bette, Angelica and their family and friends to outside the stadium. Sister Illuminata beat off a few reporters and the other sisters flashed crosses and rosary beads as they pushed away the onlookers so that Bette and her entourage could get out of there. They all headed for the nunmobile, Mother Burnabys name for the huge van that brought her nuns to WimbledonFasten your seatbelts girls, its gonna be a bumpy ride!!!! yelled Sister Agatha, with Sister Illuminata at the helm of the speedy vehicle, as they sped off to the hospital where Sister Tina was being taken.

    Sister Illuminata is driving so fast that the police have started chasing her. Mother Superior Burnaby is frantic, Illluuuuuminaaataa..slooooooowww dowwwn for the love of Goooood.!!!! These friggin nuns are nuts, whispers Shane to Alice. Sister Evangeline buds in, We gotta have our fun sometime ladies!!! As the police come up to the side of the vehicle, Sister Agatha starts yelling at them, explaining that theyre the Popes special choir and that theyre trying to catch up to the ambulance carrying a sick nun. So the police move in with their motorcycles so that they are now escorting the nunmobile to its destination.

    As the nun vehicle sped through the English streets, Illuminata took a wrong turn, out sped the police who were trying to get her back on track, and they ended up in the countryside. Then on a long stretch of road heading toward London, Sister Illuminata hit a bump in the roadthe tire blew outthe nuns and their guest gasped and yelped in fear as she swerved, ever so skillfully, to miss the police escort and move the vehicle onto the side of the road. Everyone was okthey all exited and the sisters gathered round the flattened tire.

    They all started making signs of the cross and thanking their maker for a safe landing. Nice going Mario Andretti, Sister Agatha says to Sister Illuminata as she pats her on the back and smiles. Sister Fekla was beside herself, Sisters what are we doing to do? Alice replied, Shane, lets change itSister Illuminata, do you have a spare tire? A what? she answers. Ok, thats not a good sign, says Kit. Well, I guess were stuck here, sighs sister Maradoona.

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    3. Damn, after all they did for the show getting it into the top 10, and IC won’t spring for a jet instead of a bus for the authors? The ingrate! And I guess the nuns aren’t so isolated and we may have thought, nor such a big divide between them and that other sisterhood. Sorry Angelica couldn’t finish her match, but very interested to see Sister Tina’s head wound is coming along.

    4. “The Sisters of Charity, Hope and Lost Causes CHLCC, fanfic convention’ ” This has me spitting wine onto the screen this is so entertainining! LMAO!!!

    6. Hey, don’t forget Jobadge’s gallery scene. That is way tooo funny. I really do wish that someone would get a hold of IC’s worthless brain and fix the show. You guys would do a 100% better job with the ladies of the L word. I hope that you will continue this story. I would like to see what happens with sister Tina. Wouldn’t be funny if it was revealed that Alice, Bette, sister Tina and Angelica are the L word. Keep posting!

    7. Now Merlin,you shouldn’t oughta stop just when you have gotten the Sisters of Perpetual Confusion, the daughters of Sappho and y’all crazy writers (I couldn’t think of a “family” reference for them)on the same bus…More..more.. I wanna be on the bus AND I want to sit next to sister Elizabeth Lusciouness, not to be confused with Sister Margaret Lowitious, and I would even listen to the loooooooooong story of Graham Fenkanoony. Oh wait, they are going to see TINA. Bad decision! Don’t leave us hanging now, let the good times, and the bus, roll on!

    9. I am sitting here trying to think of something really dignified to say. You know, something worthy of the leader of the fan fic pack, so to speak. Wanting to put into beautiful words how much I enjoyed being part of your story…but I can’t, because I am laughing so hard, my legs are squeezed together to keep from peeing my pants!! I apologize for the language, but this was absolutely fucking funny!!! Hmmm…although, I am still trying to decide if I should be offended that you called me both “the older woman,” and “the senior woman!” Hey!!! LMAO Thanks TM for the comic relief…your timing was perfect!! (And, I can’t wait for that gathering in San Fransico on April 21st!! See you there!)

    10. OK i seriously worry about what goes on in you that head of yours…lol..but i wouldnt go getting it checked out just yet!….That was too funny…so on with the mayhem…god help the hospital…for they know not whats in store….

    11. Wait… did I just see my name there? And all of us actually write for the show, and get it to the top 10,.. and have our own fans? Hmmm… I definitely could live like that! Awesome chapter… I, like Ally, want a bottle (or better a pack) of what you’re drinking, must be really good stuff.

    14. it may be the thousands of flu bugs having a party in my brain but did i just see my name in there. whatever you are drinking– i want a bottle of it ! thanks T

    15. In my world you did pick some of the best, You pick the best,I want Seahaust and AmandaMG autograph. I’ll take any Fan Fiction author autograph Even your Keep this up thanks

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