Ladies and gentlemen step right upmomsdads.unclesauntseveryone come on over and join in the fun!!!

A crowd had gathered at the pie eating booth where Shane stood passing out bibs and towels to the last round of contestants of the pie eating contest. All day the contest had been for the kids to have fun and get down and dirty, but this was the last contest of the day and it was for all the parents to show off their skills and challenge each other to see who was the pie eating champion. A soaked Bette and Alice and a dry yet feathery Tina had wandered over to see the final event and see Shane make an ***** out of herself. Dana couldnt quite get away from her booth but it didnt matter since she had a good view of the stage from where she sat with the ponies.

Hey guys..

Hey Shaneyou ready to eat your way to a victory?

Shane gave Alice an amused look. She really didnt mind doing this event and since she was hungry she figured she had a good shot. About ten parents, both moms and dads, had come over to compete and soon everyone was seated at the table to get their pie and get ready. Shane sat down in the last seat and looked down the table at her competition with a smile on her face. There were a couple of guys who looked like they could have eaten not only the pie but a table also, and a few ladies who looked just as imposing. There was one woman who appeared to be preggers and Shane didnt know if she really should be competing. The announcer stepped up to the mike and addressed the crowd.

Good afternoon everyone are we ready to eat?

Cheers went up all around and Alice hopped around from one foot to another ready to root her friend on. Bette and Tina were whispering to each other and smiling at Shane who gave them her most confident smile. A pie was set down in front of her and she breathed a big sigh of anticipation.

Okay contestants get readyget setoh wait I forgot one thing

The announcer grinned down at everyone and smiled an evil smile. He pulled out some blind folds from behind his back and Shane had a bad feeling about this. He waived them around tauntingly to the contestants.

We decided to make this a little more interesting. For starters we are going to blind fold all of you lovely contestantsand weve also made the rules a little more difficult. In each pie there are five raisins that you have to find and spit out first before devouring your whip cream pies. The fastest person who manages to find all five raisins before eating all the whip cream winseveryone ready?

The crowd cheered loudly as the contestants put their blindfolds on. Shane could hear Alice and Bette cheering for her and she figured being blindfolded might actually work out to her advantage since she wouldnt have to see everyone laughing at her. Okay Shane here goes nothing, she thought as she secured the blindfold.

As Shane was getting ready Alice nudged Bette and pulled out a pie from behind her back. She giggled an evil giggle and snuck over to where Shane sat and switched pies right before the start of the competition. The announcer didnt see her doing this and she dumped the other pie under the table quickly, destroying her evidence. The announcer smiled broadly at the crowd.

Okay now folks lets cheer them onokay contestantsget readyget setGO!

Shane dove into the pie and almost choked on what she tasted. Alice had known that they were going to be blindfolded for this event so she came up with her own concoction for the contest. Instead of being whip cream, which Shane expected, she tasted a mixture of sour cream, cream cheese, vanilla frosting, whip cream and a hint of what she swore was shaving cream. In other words it tasted like *****.

BLAH

Shane spit out her first mouthful and Alice almost keeled over laughing. She whispered to Bette and Tina what she had put in the pie and Bette started laughing while Tina just clucked around and squirted out a couple of eggs.

COME ON SHANE YOU CAN DO IT!!!

Alice cheered Shane on despite being the one to sabotage her pie and Shane just coughed and spit out more pie before deciding to suck it up and do her best. She dove in for another mouth full and managed to spit out two raisins before swallowing the nasty pie. The other contestants had found a few raisins themselves and Shane had no idea how fast she needed to be eating. She dove in again splattering the stuff in her hair and on her shirt but she was determined to win this event. She found another raisin quickly and spit it out before taking a deep breath and diving back in.

GO SHANE!!!

Bette and Alice cheered Shane on while the crowd cheered on the other contestants while the announcer just cracked up and cheered everyone on as well. Shane found the fifth and final raisin and took a shaky breath before taking a huge mouthful of the nasty stuff to try and win the contest. This tastes like *****, thought Shane as she did her best to try and finish the stuff.

Oh folks it looks like we have a winner

The announcers voice made Shane stop eating and she thanked her lucky stars she could stop eating the stuff. She took her blindfold off and looked around to see who won and saw the pregnant lady smiling proudly. She smiled and waived a congratulations before standing up and wandering over to the girls as she wiped herself off with a towel.

Good job Shanegood try

Thanks Bette.

So did your pie taste good?

Alice reached out and wiped the side of Shanes mouth with her finger and licked it clean. Shane looked at Alice with a confused look for a sec before it sunk in.

You ***** cracker jack dork!!! You switched them didnt you?

Alice just smiled and nodded proudly as Shane stared her down ready to beat her *****. Alice took a few steps back carefully but not quickly enough as Shane pounced on her and pinned her to the ground. She yelled for Bette to grab the pie pan she was eating out of and she smeared a handful of it all over Alices face and in her mouth. Bette and Tina were laughing so hard they both had tears coming out of their eyes and Tina had laid enough eggs to fill a basket as she rolled around clucking and laughing. After Shane finished smearing Alice with the nasty concoction she stood up and dusted herself off and Bette went over and loomed over Alice with an evil smile.

See AliceI guess both payback and karma are a *****