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    Christmas Mayhem!

    Christmas Eve 2014
    Porter-Kennard household.

    Tina: ah where is it? It gotta be around here somewhere.

    Tina was busy throwing things around in the bedroom closet trying to find the gift Bette bought for her so she could sneak quick peek. Usually she was patient enough to wait for the big day but since Bette wouldn’t give her any hints last night when they were in bed, so she figure one little glance wouldn’t hurt…if she could only find the damn thing…Bette really did a good job of hiding her gift this time…normally after she search the closet, their cars, or beating it of Alice who couldn’t keep her mouth shut and also the person Bette would leave the gifts with…she would stumble upon it but nope not this time.

    Tina: Fuck, I give up!

    Frustrated and tired from running all over the house, Tina decided she needed to go finish shopping for Angie’s gifts, seeing that she had asked for this day off to do just that. She hated last minute shopping, but with everything being so kiaotic lately at the studio and everyone trying to wrap up filming before the holiday…she wasn’t able to get out and look around. She called out to Angelica who was in her room playing with her dolls, grabbed her car keys and headed out the door. Tina knew she couldn’t take Angie along with her or she will see her gifts and want to open them now, so called Kit for a favor.

    Ring. Ring.

    Kit: Hello?

    Tina: hey Kit.

    Kit: wassup baby girl, what do I owe this pleasure?

    Tina: I need a favor. Can you watch Angie for a few hours, I need to go do some last minute shopping?

    Kit: Sure I was going to call you later anyways so I could come get Angie, she wants to go pick out a gift for Bette…and yes before you ask, she has one for you already.

    Tina: hey I wasn’t going to…

    Kit: hmmmm

    Tina chuckled.

    Tina: Anyways thanks Kit, we’re like five minutes away from the pkanet.

    Kit: OK baby girl see you then.

    Tina: Bye

    Tina hung up the phone and was about to call Bette when she saw an incoming call coming through.

    Tina: Hey

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    Comments

    1. Your great sense of humor shines in your writing and that scene when “Grandma” Kit was almost toe to toe with a little blonde girl was just so damn funny that my tummy almost hurts! Thanks my friend for sharing and for making all of us laugh this holiday season.

    2. I loved this story was so funny. but you know, I love all the stories that you write you ;) you couldn’t give us a better Christmas gift than this.
      Merry Christmas!

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