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    Chandelier – 39

    Tina lifted her head, effectively breaking the kiss she was sharing with Bette. "Did you hear that?"

    Bette tried to get past the pounding in her ears, trying to focus on the sound Tina was referring to. "Huh?"

    Tina glanced at the baby monitor beside the bed, and narrowed her eyes, ignoring Bette’s lips as the brunette acquainted herself with Tina’s neck. Tina tried to focus, but soon found herself lost in the pleasure of Bette’s kisses. She pried her attention away from the brief interruption, before resuming the moment of passion with Bette Porter. "Fuck, you’re addictive."

    Bette merely grinned, and shifted their positions such that she now lay on top of Tina. "You’re right."

    "About what?" Tina asked, puzzled.

    "It’s better for Angelica to have her own room," Bette told her, grinning.

    "See? I can be brilliant, too," Tina replied, enjoying this time with Bette, in the late Friday night hour — or, probably more accurately, early hours of Saturday morning. Both well aware that they were still enjoying the honeymoon stage of their relationship, and that soon reality would kick down the door and their argument that day at the beach would be light, compared to everything else they had to talk about.

    "A regular Nobel Prize winner," Bette murmured, relishing how Tina felt against her, and how well the satin sheets felt. Satin sheets — borrowed from their house and currently on Tina’s bed. Good times, these sheets had seen previously. Good times.

    Both women felt the rising passion, both women anticipating her lover’s touch.

    Except this time, the interruption would not be ignored.

    Bette buried her head against Tina’s shoulder, willing their daughter to stop, as Angelica’s cry told her mothers she had no intentions of doing just that. "She’s like the world’s best cold shower."

    "We wanted the kid, now we deal with what comes with the kid," Tina told her.

    "I think she just likes me getting sexually frustrated." Bette confided.

    "The more you’re teased the harder you come, right?" Tina grinned. "Besides, we’ve had a good few hours."

    "I can’t wait ’til she gets to college."

    "Ah, no, I don’t want my baby to get older." Tina shook her head. "Or grow up."

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    Comments

    1. tiff…that was hilarious. Just want to say that my kid has made me watch “Catch That Kid” multiple times..and I just don’t mind because I get to see JB.

    2. Now that is a true family. Even though a lot still has to be worked out those few steps that they have taken is exciting to see. Baby Angelica has brought this family back together with only her smile and what few words that she can say. I have always enjoyed this story and only wish that IC had asked you how to put Bette and Tina back together. For the record, I love Catch That Kid (but I also like Disney movies).

    3. Great chapter. They are so cute and sweet family and love them. Yeah Catch That Kid is good movie and especially JB in it and she so beautiful love her. Ok post soon please, thanks!

    4. “…I wish I knew how to respond to comments individually, but I don’t…” Tiff, you’ve discovered the perfect reply – another chapter! If I’m ever given the choice between an individual reply and another chapter I know which I’ll pick, every time. :)

    5. “She’s like the world’s best cold shower.”LOL! I have no idea how you come up with this stuff. It’s not blatant, explosive humor at all. It’s just naturally funny as hell.

    6. cold shower award LOL…angelica is the best daughter anyone can have…btw, catch that kid is a good movie, especially because JB’s in it LOL…well, this is how i want to start my friday morning before work: reading another chapter of your wonderful story

    7. Super chapter. But how long is the honeymoon going to last. and where are they going to live. I’m glad that somethings, like the sheets, have begun the migration to Tina’s.

    8. Tiff….so good. You’re the master of dialogue. Funny. Sarcastic. Petulant. Delicious. Clever. Sexy. Wonderful.In person, you must be really clever and quick-witted.How fun!

    9. Hey TD, Wonderful and entertaining for a Friday afternoon. I just adore the simple way that you bring out the best and playful sides of all your characters. The images play through my head like a episode and capture a slice of real life. Bravo. Chuckling at Bette’s lack of movie knowledge and her lack of discipline in regulating her child. How adorable was the scene of Angelica crawling up the bed to be with Mama Tee. Awesome. Thank you for this dee-lite. Your Loyal Fan.

    10. At your suggestion, I read two Cramit stories. OMFG. Erotic doesn’t even begin to describe her writing. It left me breathless. The remarks and comments are so funny and not to be believed. Has she been posting recently? If this was B & T on TLW, they would have a huge viewing audience. Next up Giasony.

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