“I piss you off?”

“Yeah. You do.”

“I piss myself off. Of course I piss you off.”

“Could you try not to?”

“Piss you off?”

“Would it be so hard, babe?”

“I like to piss you off.”

 ”Why? Do you want to drive me crazy at such a young age?”

“Crazy? Nope. I want to make yousquirm.”

 ”Don’t you think it’s cruel and unusual to constantly annoy your wife?”

“No.”

“The same wife that is carrying your child? Your child, might I add,
who is currently using your poor wife’s bladder as a punching bag.”

“HmmI like it when I annoy you.”

“You are damaged. I hope you realize this.”

“Am not.”

“What are you five now?”

“No. I’m old enough to know that when you get annoyed with mereally, really pissed off.”

“Stop.”

“Am I doing something?”

“I swear if you don’t.”

“Is something wrong?”

“Ohhhhfuck.”

“Shhhyou don’t want the neighbors to hear do you?”

“Shitbabewe’re outside.”

“Don’t ca.”

……

..

“I can’t believe you sometimes.”

“What?”

“You’d think you were pregnant too the way you’ve been acting. We’re
lucky we haven’t gotten arrested for lewd behavior in public yet.”

“Give me time.”

“Get in the house.”

“T?”

“Yeah babe?”

“I love it when you get pissed at me.”

“Porter. Bedroom. Now.”