Tina: “That’s exactly where we are going. I found us a little ***** tonk place where a guy named Bubba Ray tends bar. Should be right up your alley.”

Kristen: “Sounds right up my alley. Did I show you the card that Jaime gave me? It has little hearts and ducks all over it. I cried for about a half hour at how cute it was. And Jason, he gave me a necklace with multi-coloured macaroni all over it. It was so great, he made it himself you know.”

Tina: “Really? And I thought he got it at Wal-Mart. What about Jared? What’d he get you?”

Kristen: “Oh well,” sigh “He really wowed me this year, and gave me a robe with my name stitched into it.”

Tina: “That’snice.”

Kristen: “Yeah. Nice. Hey, who are you text messaging?”

Tina: “Oh, just Bette. She wanted to know what we are doing.”

Kristen: “Well tell her, none of her damned business. You are my ***** tonight.”

Tina: “I will make sure to relay that to her. Verbatim.” Everyone was at her apt, now the task was just getting Kristen there.

Kristen: “Good.”

Tina: “Oh *****. I forgot my wallet at home.” She said as she searched her purse and drove at the same time. “***** it we’re only a few minutes away from my place.”

Kristen: “Tina, how could you forget your wallet? It is like a staple of female society. Besides, you know you always get carded.”

Tina: “I know which is why we are going back.”

Kristen: “All right fine. I gotta pee anyway.”

Tina: “Cool we’ll be there in a few minutes.”

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 Kristen: “I almost told him to take that damned robe and shove it. But Dr. Phil says that is not the way to a good relationship.” Kristen said as she and Tina stood outside of her door. “Damn Tina, will you stop texting her for five minutes and listen to my whining?”

Tina: “I am, she was just saying something funny.” She lied easily. “Alright let me find my keys.” Tina said rather loudly and took her time searching thru her purse.